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Butterfly jokes 🦋🐛 in 2024

How do insects swim?
– Using the butterfly stroke.

Scientists had heard rumours of a new species of butterfly in London…
– But it turned out to be an Urban Moth

What did the butterfly say to the caterpillar?
– Hey! You look familiar.

What do you call a giant butterfly that doesn’t lives in a city?

How do you stop having butterflies in your stomach?
– Stop eating caterpillars.

Why did the woman throw the stick of butter out the window?
– To watch the butterfly

Why was the band Paramore so into Sping?
– They weren’t overall butterflies.

What looks like half a butterfly?
– The other half.

What do you call it when an insect has a hardware fetish?
– A butterfly nut.

What’s the opposite of Butterfly?
– Margarine-walk

– It was a moth ball.

I saw a butterfly earlier
– With a tattoo of a slag on it’s wing.

Why couldn’t the caterpillar get into the butterfly garden?
– Because it didn’t have enough change.

What do you call a butterfly that can fly faster than any other butterflies?
– A betterfly.

Son: remember when I killed that butterfly and you said no butter for a week?
– Dad: ya?

Why was the caterpillar always on social media?
– Because it wanted to become a social butterfly.

What did the butterfly say when it got attacked?
– I butterfly away.

Why couldn’t the butterfly go to the dance?
– Because it was a moth ball!

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