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Butterfly jokes 🦋🐛 in 2025

Why did the girl want to have caterpillars as pets?
– Because it gives her butterflies.

What do you call a butterfly that eats other butterflies?
– Hannibal Nectar.

A little boy kills a butterfly and his dad says, no butter for 2 weeks. He kills a honeybee and his dad says, no honey for two weeks.
– His mother kills a cockroach. He looks at his dad and says, are you going to tell her or should I?

What did the butterfly say to the caterpillar?
– Hey! You look familiar.

If you throw a stick of butter out the window what would you call it?
– A Butterfly!

Why was the spider so nervous?
– Because he had butterflies in his stomach.

Why wasn’t the butterfly invited to the dance?
– It was a moth ball.

My wife said: ‘Did you know butterflies only live for one day?’
– I said: ‘That’s a myth.’ She said: ‘No, it’s definitely a butterfly`

My friend dared me to act like a butterfly for $50.
– I thought it was worth a flutter.

What do you call it when someone dies from drinking insect spray?
– Insecticide.

Need anything special to catch a Russian butterfly?
– Nyet

What’s one thing that will always give you butterflies no matter what?
– Caterpillars.

What floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee?
– Nothing.

“In my world, everyone’s a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies.”
– -Dr. Seuss

How do insects swim?
– Using the butterfly stroke.

Scientists had heard rumours of a new species of butterfly in London…
– But it turned out to be an Urban Moth

What did the butterfly say to the caterpillar?
– Hey! You look familiar.

What do you call a giant butterfly that doesn’t lives in a city?

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