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Butterfly jokes 🦋🐛 in 2024

Why did the kid throw butter out the window?
– To see the butter… fly.

What do you call it when a butterfly rules over a kingdom?
– A monarchy.

I found a butterfly on the ground without wings, so I poured some redbull on it and BAM…
– … it drowned

What do you call a moth in a supermarket?
– I can’t believe it’s not butterfly.

How many A.D.D. Kids does it take to—
– Oooh look, a butterfly!

What do butterflies love to eat for breakfast?
– Flap-jacks

How do butterflies gather?
– In-sects.

What does a chatty caterpillar become?
– A social butterfly.

What do moths study in school?
– Mothematics!

ABCD…
– EFGADHD Ooo look a butterfly!

There’s one thing in this world that always gives you butterflies?
– Caterpillars.

Son: remember when I killed that butterfly and you said no butter for a week?
– Dad: ya?

Why was the caterpillar always on social media?
– Because it wanted to become a social butterfly.

What did the butterfly say when it got attacked?
– I butterfly away.

Why couldn’t the butterfly go to the dance?
– Because it was a moth ball!

Did you hear about the butterfly that ate too many stones?
– … he shat-a-pillar.

What is a caterpillar’s favorite dance move?
– The butterfly

A fly just fell into my butter
– Now it’s a butterfly

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