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Butterfly jokes 🦋🐛 in 2025

Why did the kid throw butter out the window?
– To see the butter… fly.

I found a butterfly on the ground without wings, so I poured some redbull on it and BAM…
– … it drowned

What do you call it when a butterfly rules over a kingdom?
– A monarchy.

What do you call a moth in a supermarket?
– I can’t believe it’s not butterfly.

How many A.D.D. Kids does it take to—
– Oooh look, a butterfly!

What do butterflies love to eat for breakfast?
– Flap-jacks

How do butterflies gather?
– In-sects.

What does a chatty caterpillar become?
– A social butterfly.

What do moths study in school?
– Mothematics!

ABCD…
– EFGADHD Ooo look a butterfly!

There’s one thing in this world that always gives you butterflies?
– Caterpillars.

My wife said: ‘Did you know butterflies only live for one day?’
– I said: ‘That’s a myth.’ She said: ‘No, it’s definitely a butterfly`

My friend dared me to act like a butterfly for $50.
– I thought it was worth a flutter.

What do you call it when someone dies from drinking insect spray?
– Insecticide.

Need anything special to catch a Russian butterfly?
– Nyet

What’s one thing that will always give you butterflies no matter what?
– Caterpillars.

What floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee?
– Nothing.

“In my world, everyone’s a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies.”
– -Dr. Seuss

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