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Butterfly jokes 🦋🐛 in 2025

Why did the kid throw butter out the window?
– To see the butter… fly.

I found a butterfly on the ground without wings, so I poured some redbull on it and BAM…
– … it drowned

What do you call it when a butterfly rules over a kingdom?
– A monarchy.

What do you call a moth in a supermarket?
– I can’t believe it’s not butterfly.

How many A.D.D. Kids does it take to—
– Oooh look, a butterfly!

What do butterflies love to eat for breakfast?
– Flap-jacks

How do butterflies gather?
– In-sects.

What does a chatty caterpillar become?
– A social butterfly.

What do moths study in school?
– Mothematics!

ABCD…
– EFGADHD Ooo look a butterfly!

There’s one thing in this world that always gives you butterflies?
– Caterpillars.

How do you stop having butterflies in your stomach?
– Stop eating caterpillars.

Why did the woman throw the stick of butter out the window?
– To watch the butterfly

Why was the band Paramore so into Sping?
– They weren’t overall butterflies.

What looks like half a butterfly?
– The other half.

– It was a moth ball.

What do you call it when an insect has a hardware fetish?
– A butterfly nut.

What’s the opposite of Butterfly?
– Margarine-walk

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