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Butter jokes 🧈 in 2025

Someone threw some butter, milk and cheese at me recently.
– I thought “how dairy”….
– Then, they through some more mild cheese.
– I thought “that’s not very mature”.

Butter knives are selling like hotcakes.
– They are getting more and more widespread.

You just get peanut butter and jealous when someone eats a PB & J sandwich in front of you without offering you any.

The butter knives put on bow ties because they wanted to look sharp.

I thought the recipe was for making margarine, however,
– it churned out to be butter.

My 9 year old just told me this joke and I thought I would share
What do you call rich peanut butter?
– Jif Bezos

Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson I said, “Just for that you don’t get any butter for a month.”
– Today in the kitchen she killed a cockroach. I said, “Nice try.”

The only way to get a raise in a spreads factory is to butter up your boss.

Puns on peanut butter are in such bad taste.
– They drive everyone nuts.

Jokes about fake butter are margarinally funny.

My friends keep telling me to stop impersonating butter.
– But I can’t. I’m on a roll now

What do you get when you eat unsalted butter, all-purpose flour, baking powder, sugar, raw eggs, vanilla extract and whole milk?
A stomach cake!

Why was there peanut butter on the road?
– It went with the traffic jam.

Our local grocery store often runs out of butter because butter flies.

Where do Soviets make butter?
– Churnobyl

The joke about butter was so long,
– I was thinking about shortening it.

I yelled “Are you nuts?” at my husband when I saw him stealing peanut butter from the fridge at night.

A butterfly climbs out of its chrysalis…
– …and says, “Oh my god, I’m turning into my mother!”

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