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Butter jokes 🧈 in 2025

I once spread peanut butter on the road because I wanted it to go with the traffic jam.

What do you call a lady’s private parts made from sugar, butter and chocolate?
– A Fudgina.

I’ve invented alphabet butter. Now just need to spread the word.

When the burglars attacked butter’s house,
– he shouted, “You butter back off!”

In Alabama, when served rolls, they never serve the butter on the side.
– Because they like it inbread.

There is no margarine for error when you have to choose between unsalted and salted butter.

My local florist isn’t into butter.
– They’re not interflora either.

When peanut butter wanted to show affection to bread,
– it said “I’m only nuts for you.”

If we got rid of all the margarine and spreads, the world would be a butter place.

If all kinds of margarine and spreads disappeared from the world, it would be a butter place.

I found a butter replacement today…
– It’s margarinely better.

I was going to tell a butter joke
– But the margarine for error was too big

Michael Jackson’s favorite type of butter is Ghee-hee.

I remember not long before grandpa died we covered his back with butter
– he went downhill pretty quickly after that.

When a peanut butter hears a sweet song it exclaims
– “That’s my jam!”

What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
– Peanut Butter n Jealousy! 😂

The silly butter joke was okay, but it was not worth melting for.

Butter get some upvotes on cake day..
– Or I’ll feel desserted!

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