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Butter jokes 🧈 in 2024

My grandma rubbed butter on granddad’s feet when he was ill.
– He went downhill fast after that.

“You’re nutty,” said the apple sauce to the peanut butter.

I am about to make a joke about cake.
– You butter believe it

A butter’s favorite song is ‘Some-butter loves you.’

I’ve never understood the difference between butter and ghee.
– Perhaps someone could clarify.

When I first started my job at the butter manufacturing company,
– my stomach began to churn.

The peanut butter got a job at the nut house,
– now he was a butler, a peanut butler.

I decided to throw a block of butter off my roof today…
– I guess i could say that i saw a butterfly

What do you churn to make forgetful butter?
– Milk of amnesia

Toast and bread are the best couples.
– There’s nobody butter than them.

What’s the similarity between sodomy and broccoli?
– Even with butter, children will still not like them

A vegetarian butter chicken is everything but-a chicken.

I like my butter how I like my family
– In bread.

One of the most important functions of a PB & J sandwich is to spread joy.

I’ve got butterflies in my stomach…
– That’s the last time I eat a cocoon.

Dad, is that dog over there a wiener dog?
– Son, with enough peanut butter every dog is a wiener dog.

The best bakers use real butter so . . . .
– there is no margarine for error.

My friend hurt himself while making butter on his farm.
– It was an unfortunate churn of events.

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