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Butter jokes 🧈 in 2025

I was going to tell a butter joke
– But the margarine for error was too big

Michael Jackson’s favorite type of butter is Ghee-hee.

I remember not long before grandpa died we covered his back with butter
– he went downhill pretty quickly after that.

When a peanut butter hears a sweet song it exclaims
– “That’s my jam!”

What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
– Peanut Butter n Jealousy! 😂

The silly butter joke was okay, but it was not worth melting for.

Butter get some upvotes on cake day..
– Or I’ll feel desserted!

Find me a butter knife for cutting butter.
– I’ll wait.

So I was walking past my local supermarket the other day and a man started to throw cheese, butter and milk at me.
– How dairy.

The only fish that tastes good with peanut butter is jellyfish.

What do you get when you eat too much peanut butter?
– Reese’s feces

I see more and more shops selling really big butter knives.
– They’re becoming widespread.

I bet jellyfish are sad…
– that there are no peanut butter fish.

When I threw the slab of butter out of the window,
– I made a butterfly.

I was in a play called breakfast in bed once”. “Did you have a big role?”
– “No, just toast with a bit of butter”

When the peanut butter chocolate was sad, I cheered her up by telling him
– “Pucker up, buttercup.”

Someone threw some butter, milk and cheese at me recently.
– I thought “how dairy”….
– Then, they through some more mild cheese.
– I thought “that’s not very mature”.

Butter knives are selling like hotcakes.
– They are getting more and more widespread.

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