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Butter jokes 🧈 in 2025

Why did the man smear peanut butter on the road?
– To go with the traffic jam.

When jelly feels romantic, she tells peanut butter,
– “You are my butter half.”

I used to make jokes about people with butter fingers;
– stopped ’cause they couldn’t handle it.

A man robbed me of all my milk, cream, cheese, and butter.
– How dairy..

Did you hear about the peanut butter factory that exploded?
– The Reese’s was in pieces.

I usually butter my skillet before making pancakes because it cooks batter.

My grandma rubbed butter on granddad’s feet when he was ill.
– He went downhill fast after that.

“You’re nutty,” said the apple sauce to the peanut butter.

I am about to make a joke about cake.
– You butter believe it

A butter’s favorite song is ‘Some-butter loves you.’

I’ve never understood the difference between butter and ghee.
– Perhaps someone could clarify.

When I first started my job at the butter manufacturing company,
– my stomach began to churn.

The peanut butter got a job at the nut house,
– now he was a butler, a peanut butler.

I decided to throw a block of butter off my roof today…
– I guess i could say that i saw a butterfly

What do you churn to make forgetful butter?
– Milk of amnesia

Toast and bread are the best couples.
– There’s nobody butter than them.

What’s the similarity between sodomy and broccoli?
– Even with butter, children will still not like them

A vegetarian butter chicken is everything but-a chicken.

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