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Butter jokes 🧈 in 2025

Butter is not made right away because it has to wait for its churn.

I heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter.
– But i decited i didn’t want to spread it

You should always let a butterfly spread its wings because that is what it is meant to do.

Why was there peanut butter on the road?
– It went with the traffic jam.

Our local grocery store often runs out of butter because butter flies.

What do you get when you eat unsalted butter, all-purpose flour, baking powder, sugar, raw eggs, vanilla extract and whole milk?
A stomach cake!

The joke about butter was so long,
– I was thinking about shortening it.

I yelled “Are you nuts?” at my husband when I saw him stealing peanut butter from the fridge at night.

Where do Soviets make butter?
– Churnobyl

I’d tell you a rumour about some butter on a piece of toast but you might spread it.

I hate it when someone tries to butter me up.
– I like jam more.

A butterfly climbs out of its chrysalis…
– …and says, “Oh my god, I’m turning into my mother!”

The pastor put butter on his Bible.
– He wanted to spread the word.

I like my bread the way I like my women…
– French and covered in butter.

When the peanut butter proposed to the toast,
– he said “We’re butter together.”

Have you guys heard the story about the butter?
– You know what, never mind. I don’t want to spread it around.

What did the milk say after it got beat?
– …It’s butter this way

I always like to keep a jar of peanut butter in the car when I travel on a busy freeway …
– just in case there’s a traffic jam.

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