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Burrito jokes in 2025

What’s a burrito’s favorite type of fish? The one that comes with a side of chips!

What’s a burrito’s favorite type of car? A Rolls-Royce!

Why did the burrito get a job at the library? It loved to wrap up in a good book!

Why did the burrito go to the amusement park? It loved the roller coasters!

What’s a burrito’s favorite video game? “RollerCoaster Tycoon!”

What’s a burrito’s favorite type of music? Wrap!

Why did the burrito become a fashion designer? It knew how to make a wrap look good!

Why did the burrito get a job at the bank? It had a lot of interest in the dough!

What’s a burrito’s favorite type of watch? A Rolex!

What’s a burrito’s favorite flower? A flour tortilla!

Why did the burrito become a teacher? It had the right ingredients for success!

Why was the burrito good at chess? It was a seasoned player!

What’s a burrito’s favorite type of furniture? A rolling chair!

What’s a burrito’s favorite book? “Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry!”

Why did the burrito go to the music festival? It loved to jump and roll to the beat!

Why did the burrito go to the casino? It was feeling lucky with the chips!

What’s a burrito’s favorite piece of clothing? A wrap dress!

What did the burrito say when it got an award? “I’m on a roll!”

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