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Burrito jokes in 2025

What do you call a burrito that’s a good listener? An ear-ito!

What’s a burrito’s favorite place to visit? Roll-ifornia!

What’s a burrito’s favorite type of phone? The one with the best roll-over minutes!

Why was the burrito popular at school? It was always stuffed with the latest gossip!

Why did the burrito start a travel blog? It loved to roll around the world!

What’s a burrito’s favorite type of weather? Chili!

What’s a burrito’s favorite type of bed? A roll-away bed!

Why did the burrito start a blog? It wanted to spill the beans!

Why did the burrito go to the art gallery? It loved to see the beautiful wraps!

What’s a burrito’s favorite type of car? A Rolls-Royce!

What’s a burrito’s favorite type of fish? The one that comes with a side of chips!

Why did the burrito go to the amusement park? It loved the roller coasters!

Why did the burrito get a job at the library? It loved to wrap up in a good book!

What’s a burrito’s favorite type of music? Wrap!

What’s a burrito’s favorite video game? “RollerCoaster Tycoon!”

Why did the burrito get a job at the bank? It had a lot of interest in the dough!

Why did the burrito become a fashion designer? It knew how to make a wrap look good!

What’s a burrito’s favorite flower? A flour tortilla!

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