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Bunny jokes 🐇 in 2025

Elton John got a treadmill for his pet rabbit.
– It’s a little fit bunny.

How do you know a rabbit is in a good mood?
– He’s hoppy!

How can you tell which rabbits are getting old?
– Look for the gray hares.

Where do rabbits go after they get married?
– On their bunny moon!

What do you call a rabbit comedian?
– A funny bunny!

What did the carrot say to the rabbit?
– “Do you want to grab a bite?”

Where do rabbits get their eyes checked?
– Hop-ticians!

Why are rabbits so lucky?
– They have four rabbits feet!

What did the rabbit give his girlfriend?
– A 14 carrot ring!

What is a bunny’s motto?
– Don’t be mad, be hoppy!

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