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Bunny jokes 🐇 in 2025

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Rabbit
Rabbit who?
– Rabbit up nice, it’s a present!

What airline do rabbits use?
– British Hare-ways.

How do rabbits travel?
– By hare-oplane!

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
– Hoppy birthday!

What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor?
– Rabbit Hood.

How can you tell which rabbits are getting old?
– Look for the grey hares!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
– An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots!

What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit?
– A chili dog on a bun.

Did you hear the story about the rabbit’s childhood?
– It’s a hare-raising tale!

Don’t wait on me… I might be a hare late!

How do you catch a unique rabbit?
– Unique up on it.

What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?
– Deviled eggs!

How do rabbits keep their fur neat?
– With a hare brush!

Where do rabbits work?
– At IHOP restaurants.

Why are rabbits so lucky?
– They have four rabbit’s feet?

What do you get if you cross a rabbit with an insect?
– Bugs bunny!

What is a bunny’s motto?
– Don’t be mad; be hoppy!

What’s the difference between a rabbit at the gym and a rabbit with a carrot on his head?
– One’s a fit bunny, the other’s a bit funny!

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