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Bunny jokes 🐇 in 2024

How can The White Rabbit afford a waistcoat?
– He’s a million-hare!

How does the Easter bunny stay fit?
– Eggsercise and hareobics!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
– Wendy Easter Bunny coming?

Elton John got a treadmill for his pet rabbit.
– It’s a little fit bunny.

How do you know a rabbit is in a good mood?
– He’s hoppy!

How can you tell which rabbits are getting old?
– Look for the gray hares.

Where do rabbits go after they get married?
– On their bunny moon!

What do you call a rabbit comedian?
– A funny bunny!

What did the carrot say to the rabbit?
– “Do you want to grab a bite?”

Where do rabbits get their eyes checked?
– Hop-ticians!

Why are rabbits so lucky?
– They have four rabbits feet!

What did the rabbit give his girlfriend?
– A 14 carrot ring!

What is a bunny’s motto?
– Don’t be mad, be hoppy!

Where do rabbits go when they are feeling sick?
– To the hopspital!

What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style?
– Hip-hop!

Why was the bunny so annoying?
– He kept rabbiting on!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Rabbit
Rabbit who?
– Rabbit up nice, it’s a present!

What airline do rabbits use?
– British Hare-ways.

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