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Bunny jokes 🐇 in 2025

What’s invisible and smells like carrots?
– Rabbit farts.

Did you hear about the guy who stole a rabbit?
– He had to make a run for it!

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
– Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses!

Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
– He was a millionhare!

What does The White Rabbit eat at Easter?
– Choco-LATE!

What kind of books do rabbits like to read?
– Ones with hoppy endings!

You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited!

Tonight we’re having Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner.
– We found himalayan in the road.

Why are rabbits so tired in April?
– Because they just finished a March!

What do you call a happy rabbit?
– A hop-timist.

What do you call a man with a rabbit living in his jumper?
– Warren!

Where do rabbits learn to fly?
– In the hare force!

Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summer?
– They have hare conditioning.

How can The White Rabbit afford a waistcoat?
– He’s a million-hare!

How does the Easter bunny stay fit?
– Eggsercise and hareobics!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
– Wendy Easter Bunny coming?

Elton John got a treadmill for his pet rabbit.
– It’s a little fit bunny.

How do you know a rabbit is in a good mood?
– He’s hoppy!

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