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Bunny jokes 🐇 in 2025

Why did the bunnies go on strike?
– Because they wanted a better celery!

How do rabbits travel?
– By hareplane.

What did the rabbit do when he needed to get a snack?
– He put the video on paws!

What do rabbits say before they eat?
– Lettuce pray!

Why are rabbits so lucky?
– They have four rabbit’s feet.

What did the avocado say before the rabbit disappeared?
– Avocadobra!

Where do bunny bride and grooms go after their wedding?
– On bunnymoon!

I think bunnies are ear-resistible!

What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and 16 wheels?
– Two rabbits on rollerblades.

What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair?
– A hairless hare!

What do you call a rabbit crossed with a frog?
– A bunny ribbit!

What do rabbits put in their computers?
– Hoppy disks!

Why did the bald man put rabbits on his head?
– Because from a distance, they looked like hares!

What did the rabbit say to his wife?
– No bunny compares to you!

What do you call an operation on a rabbit?
– A hare-cut.

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
– It’s been nice gnawing you!

Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring?
– Because he heard it was 18 carrots!

What is a bunny’s motto?
– Don’t be mad, be hoppy!

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