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Bug jokes ๐ŸฆŸ in 2025

I went to Moth school for the first time yesterday.
– They were teaching Mothematics in the first period.

Which insect has the best sense of smell?
– The Scentipede.

Whatโ€™s the biggest moth in the world?
– A mammoth!

99 critical bugs in the code… 99 critical bugs. Track one down, patch it when found…
– 100 critical bugs in the code.

I had a friend who used to crossbreed insects.
– I liked him at first, but then soon I got tired of the ant-ticks.

What kind of insect can kill germs?
– A disinfect-ant.

Why did the fly always avoid landing on the computer?
– Because it was scared of the world wide web.

Why did the stupid boy wear a turtleneck sweater?
– To hide his flea collar!

A man went to the doctor complaining that he kept seeing some insect buzzing around him.
– The doctor just told him not to worry; it was just a bug that was going around.

I once heard a rumour that a giant butterfly was roaming around London.
– It was probably just some urban moth.

Which is the coolest part of an insect?
– A beeโ€™s knees.

What pillar doesnโ€™t need holding up?
– A caterpillar!

What did one flea say to the other flea?
– Shall we walk or take the dog?

Today, I saw a green insect on a car window.
– It must have been some kind of glasshopper.

There was a sick wasp at our home.
– So, I told my sister to take it to the waspital.

What would you call a modest insect?
– A humblebee

Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?
– Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crickets canโ€™t play grasshopper!

What do you call a pleasant bug on a tree
– Wood ant you like to know

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