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Bug jokes ๐ŸฆŸ in 2025

What do we call a blood-sucking, barbecued insect?
– Mesquite-o.

What do you call an insect that just got a perm?
– A frizzbee

Why was the centipede late?
– Because he was playing โ€œThis little Piggyโ€ with his baby brother!

I donโ€™t understand how people are complaining about visual bugs in Cyberpunk 2077
– Itโ€™s just your characterโ€™s cyberoptics malfunctioning.

Recently, I made a few jokes about insects on the fly.

What would you call an insect that went undercover?
– A spyder.

What animal is the strongest?
– A snail because he carries his home on his back.

What is a fleaโ€™s favorite book?
– The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!

My friend asked me to choose a parasitic insect egg for him to eat.
– I said no because I hate nit picking.

Today some flies were playing football in the saucer.
– They hope to qualify for the cup next week.

What do you call an insect that is always dissatisfied with its life?
– A grumble bee.

Why wouldnโ€™t they let the butterfly into the dance?
– Because it was a moth ball!

Why did the firefly keep stealing things?
– He was light fingered!

My brother was very nervous because he ate some insects.
– He felt like he had butterflies in his stomach.

What do we call an insect that is good at everything?
– A slaying mantis.

When do all the spiders go on their honeymoon?
– They go after their ‘webbing’ day.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?
– A walkie talkie!

The teacher entered the classroom and saw that there were some insect puns written on the blackboard. He turned to Bobby and asked, “Did you write it?
– ” To which, Bobby replied, “no, katydid.”

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