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Bug jokes ๐ŸฆŸ in 2025

I once heard a rumour that a giant butterfly was roaming around London.
– It was probably just some urban moth.

Which is the coolest part of an insect?
– A beeโ€™s knees.

What pillar doesnโ€™t need holding up?
– A caterpillar!

What did one flea say to the other flea?
– Shall we walk or take the dog?

Today, I saw a green insect on a car window.
– It must have been some kind of glasshopper.

There was a sick wasp at our home.
– So, I told my sister to take it to the waspital.

What would you call a modest insect?
– A humblebee

Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?
– Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crickets canโ€™t play grasshopper!

What do you call a pleasant bug on a tree
– Wood ant you like to know

I really can’t stand people that make insect jokes.
– They are very irritating to bee around.

What would you call a bug if it had four wheels and one trunk?
– It’d be called A Volkswagen Beetle.

What do you call a snail that travels the world by ship?
– A snailor.

How to fleas travel?
– Itch hiking!

I opened a nightclub and hired some small insects to discourage shady people from entering.
– The insects were my deter ants.

Yesterday, I saw an ant-elope.
– It was supposed to be the first insect wedding that I attended.

What game do insects like to play the most?
– Cricket.

What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk?
– A centipede with a wooden leg!

What goes โ€œsnap, crackle and popโ€?
– A firefly with a short circuit!

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