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Bug jokes ๐ŸฆŸ in 2025

Where do insects go for fruit shopping?
– Applebeeโ€™s.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?
– Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

How do fireflies start a race?
– Ready steady glow!

What do the fireflies eat?
– They eat light snacks.

What clothing item do insects love the most?
– P-ants.

What did one firefly say to the other?
– Got to glow now!

People who don’t understand the difference between…
– People who don’t understand the difference between etymology and entomology bug me in ways I can’t put into words.

An insect that likes to mediate discussions between different insect groups is called a diplognat.

What did the priest say to get rid of the insects in his church?
– He said, “let us spray”.

What stays on the ground but spans a hundred feet in the air?
– A centipede on his back.

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
– Start from scratch!

My colleague has an insect parasite that sucks blood because it can’t stop fidgeting.
– He just has a nervous tick.

I was delighted to win the Halloween dress-up competition.
– Iโ€™m still buzzing from the accolade.

Did you hear about the experiment where they taught insects how to use Microsoft office?
– The entire thing was Excel Ant.

What is worse than an alligator with toothache?
– A centipede with athleteโ€™s foot!

What did one firefly say to the other?
– Got to glow now!

There’s a rule that wingless female insects will sink and male insects will float.
– That’s just a way for you to know that they’re buoy-ant.

What do we call a blood-sucking, barbecued insect?
– Mesquite-o.

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