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Bug jokes ๐ŸฆŸ in 2025

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?
– He took too long to put his boots on!

Why did the flea fail his exams?
– He wasnโ€™t up to scratch!

I complained to my landlord about the ten insects that were in my flat.
– He told me that’s the previous ten-ant’s fault.

A sushi met with a bee.
– The sushi said, “Wassabee”.

What do you call a bug that doesn’t care what you say?
– Non-compli-ant.

What do insects learn at school?
– Mothmatics

How programmers and cats are alike?
– They both can sit in the same position for long time and get excited when they find a bug

I recently found a social media app for insects and parasites.
– Itโ€™s called “Tick Talk.”

Are insect sprays good for wasps?
– It’s not, it kills them.

What letter has the ability to hurt you if you get too close to it? B.

What did the romantic flea say?
– I love you aw-flea!

My sister is an artist. She mainly sketches pesky insects and doesn’t shower much.
– She draws a lot of flies and gnats.

Today, I saw an amazing film about a gigantic insect.
– It was an XL ant production.

What’s an insectโ€™s favorite letter?
– B.

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
– Turns over a new leaf!

How does a flea get from place to place?
– By itch-iking!

My house is filled with insects that help me with my taxes.
– I guess they’re account ants.

I went to Moth school for the first time yesterday.
– They were teaching Mothematics in the first period.

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