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Bug jokes ๐ŸฆŸ in 2025

My colleague has an insect parasite that sucks blood because it can’t stop fidgeting.
– He just has a nervous tick.

I was delighted to win the Halloween dress-up competition.
– Iโ€™m still buzzing from the accolade.

Did you hear about the experiment where they taught insects how to use Microsoft office?
– The entire thing was Excel Ant.

What is worse than an alligator with toothache?
– A centipede with athleteโ€™s foot!

What did one firefly say to the other?
– Got to glow now!

There’s a rule that wingless female insects will sink and male insects will float.
– That’s just a way for you to know that they’re buoy-ant.

What do we call a blood-sucking, barbecued insect?
– Mesquite-o.

What do you call an insect that just got a perm?
– A frizzbee

Why was the centipede late?
– Because he was playing โ€œThis little Piggyโ€ with his baby brother!

I donโ€™t understand how people are complaining about visual bugs in Cyberpunk 2077
– Itโ€™s just your characterโ€™s cyberoptics malfunctioning.

Recently, I made a few jokes about insects on the fly.

What would you call an insect that went undercover?
– A spyder.

What animal is the strongest?
– A snail because he carries his home on his back.

What is a fleaโ€™s favorite book?
– The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!

My friend asked me to choose a parasitic insect egg for him to eat.
– I said no because I hate nit picking.

Today some flies were playing football in the saucer.
– They hope to qualify for the cup next week.

What do you call an insect that is always dissatisfied with its life?
– A grumble bee.

Why wouldnโ€™t they let the butterfly into the dance?
– Because it was a moth ball!

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