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Bug jokes ๐ŸฆŸ in 2025

What did the clean dog say to the insect?
– Long time no flea!

I went to an all insect restaurant, but their service was quite terrible.
– Apparently fly-tipping isn’t allowed.

There is a variety of bugs even smarter than talking parrots.
– They are the spelling bees.

What does an insect with a stinger say after a meal?
– It says, “that was beelicious”.

What do the bees brush their hair with?
– A honeycomb!

What is the most faithful insect?
– A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them!

I decided to develop an exercise routine for insects. It’s not going that well.
– Guess I have to work out the bugs.

I saw some fireflies at a race this morning.
– The conductor started the race by yelling “Ready, Set, Glow!”.

What do you call the horns that are for insects?
– Ant-lers

Because they always know when your eating outside!

What did Bugs Bunny say after beaming aboard the Enterprise?
– What’s up Spock?

There was a new film out. It was about two insects who met in Italy.
– It was a Rome-ants film.

What do we call that one insect that bites during worship?
– We call them Mosque-itos.

Why was the centipede late for his office?
– Because he had to put on his shoes to go outside.

What did one flea say to the other after a night out?
– Shall we walk home or take a dog?

An insect once met with R. Kelly, and requested, “could you sing me a song?”.
– Kelly just said, โ€œI believe I can, fly.โ€

A dog was talking to a flea that was on his back.
– It said, “stop bugging me”.

What do you call a hybrid insect that doesnโ€™t talk to anyone?
– A mute-ant.

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