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Broccoli jokes 🥦 in 2025

Why did the broccoli go to the dentist? To get its “broc-crown” fixed.

Why did the broccoli go to the art gallery? To see the “broc-casso” exhibit.

Why did the broccoli go to the doctor? It had a bad case of “floret fever.”

What do you call a broccoli that’s always swimming? A “stroke-oli.”

What do you call a broccoli that’s always in a hurry? A “rush-oli.”

Why did the broccoli go to the zoo? To see the “broc-odile.”

Why did the broccoli go to the library? To “stalk” up on books.

What do you call a broccoli that’s always driving fast? A “speedy stalk.”

What do you call a broccoli that’s always doing Sudoku puzzles? A “logic-stalk.”

What do you call a broccoli that’s always on the go? A “stalk” broker.

Why did the broccoli go to the park? To “stalk” to the other vegetables.

Why did the broccoli get in trouble at school? It kept trying to “cauli” out sick.

What do you call a broccoli that’s always doing stand-up comedy? A “joke-stalk.”

What do you call a broccoli that’s always dancing? A “disco-oli.”

Why did the broccoli go to the party? To “stalk” to all the other vegetables.

Why did the broccoli win the race? It had a “head” start.

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