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Broccoli jokes 🥦 in 2025

Why did the broccoli go to the tailor? To get its “stalks” measured for a suit.

What do you call a broccoli that’s always shopping? A “fashionista floret.”

What do you call a broccoli that’s always doing puzzles? A “brainteaser broc.”

Why did the broccoli refuse to be in the salad with the other vegetables? It didn’t want to “leaf” anyone out.

Why did the broccoli go to the farm? To “stalk” up on fresh air.

What do you call a broccoli that’s always traveling? A “globetrotting” floret.

What do you call a broccoli that’s always doing karaoke? A “singing stalk.”

Why did the broccoli go to the movies? To see “Green Giant: The Return of the Stalk.”

Why did the broccoli go to the gym? To work on its “broc-quads.”

Why did the broccoli refuse to play basketball? It didn’t want to “foul-iflower.”

Why did the broccoli go to the museum? To see the “broc-of Ages” exhibit.

What do you call a broccoli that’s always playing video games? A “gamer stalk.”

What do you call a broccoli that’s always playing soccer? A “foot-stalk.”

Why did the broccoli go to the gym? To work on its “biceps.”

Why did the broccoli refuse to play the guitar? It didn’t want to be a “brocc-STAR.”

What do you call a broccoli that’s always singing? A “croon-oli.”

What do you call a broccoli that’s always doing crossword puzzles? A “brainteaser broccoli.”

Why did the broccoli break up with the carrot? Because it was too clingy.

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