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Broccoli jokes 🥦 in 2025

What do you call a broccoli that’s always playing tennis? A “racket-oli.”

Why did the broccoli go to the bank? To “stalk” up on cash.

Why did the broccoli go to the orchestra? To listen to the “broc-and-roll” music.

What do you call a dinosaur that loves broccoli? A “broccolisaurus.”

What do you call a broccoli that’s always playing chess? A “check-mate-oli.”

What do you call a broccoli that’s always doing pottery? A “clay-stalk.”

Why did the broccoli go to the doctor? It had a case of “veg-itis.”

Why did the broccoli go to the beauty salon? To get its “stalks” styled.

What do you call a broccoli that’s always doing yoga? A “namaste-oli.”

What do you call a broccoli that’s always doing science experiments? A “lab-oli.”

Why did the broccoli refuse to go on a date with the tomato? Because it didn’t want to get sauced.

Why did the broccoli go to the gym? To “stalk” up on protein.

Why did the broccoli go to the concert? To see its favorite band, “Broc-n-Roll.”

What do you call a broccoli that’s always reading? A “book-choy.”

What do you call a broccoli that’s always knitting? A “croch-oli.”

Why did the broccoli go to the doctor? It was feeling “stalk” and tired.

Why did the broccoli go to the doctor? It had a case of “broc-itis.”

What do you call it when broccoli plays music? “Rock-oli.”

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