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Broccoli jokes 🥦 in 2025

Why did the broccoli refuse to go on a date with the tomato? Because it didn’t want to get sauced.

Why did the broccoli go to the gym? To “stalk” up on protein.

Why did the broccoli go to the concert? To see its favorite band, “Broc-n-Roll.”

What do you call a broccoli that’s always reading? A “book-choy.”

What do you call a broccoli that’s always knitting? A “croch-oli.”

Why did the broccoli go to the doctor? It was feeling “stalk” and tired.

Why did the broccoli go to the doctor? It had a case of “broc-itis.”

What do you call it when broccoli plays music? “Rock-oli.”

What do you call a broccoli that’s always meditating? A “zen-oli.”

What do you call a broccoli that’s always doing crossword puzzles? A “puzzle-stalk.”

Why did the broccoli go to the dentist? It had a “crown” of cavities.

Why did the broccoli go to the spa? To get a “broc-massage.”

What do you call a broccoli that’s always on the phone? A “chatty floret.”

What do you call a broccoli that’s always practicing magic tricks? A “broc-dini.”

Why did the broccoli go to the doctor? It had a bad case of “floret fever.”

Why did the broccoli go to the dentist? To get its “broc-crown” fixed.

Why did the broccoli go to the art gallery? To see the “broc-casso” exhibit.

What do you call a broccoli that’s always in a hurry? A “rush-oli.”

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