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Broccoli jokes 🥦 in 2025

What do you call a broccoli that’s always telling jokes? A “laughing stalk.”

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What do you call a broccoli that’s always doing magic tricks? A “broc-cadabra.”

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What do you call a broccoli that’s always watching TV? A “floret” couch potato.

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What do you call a broccoli that’s always reading the news? A “current-stalk.”

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Why did the broccoli go to the optometrist? It had “stems” in its eyes.

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Why did the broccoli go to the tailor? To get its “stalks” measured for a suit.

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What do you call a broccoli that’s always shopping? A “fashionista floret.”

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What do you call a broccoli that’s always doing puzzles? A “brainteaser broc.”

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Why did the broccoli refuse to be in the salad with the other vegetables? It didn’t want to “leaf” anyone out.

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Why did the broccoli go to the farm? To “stalk” up on fresh air.

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What do you call a broccoli that’s always traveling? A “globetrotting” floret.

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What do you call a broccoli that’s always doing karaoke? A “singing stalk.”

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Why did the broccoli go to the movies? To see “Green Giant: The Return of the Stalk.”

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Why did the broccoli go to the gym? To work on its “broc-quads.”

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Why did the broccoli refuse to play basketball? It didn’t want to “foul-iflower.”

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Why did the broccoli go to the museum? To see the “broc-of Ages” exhibit.

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What do you call a broccoli that’s always playing video games? A “gamer stalk.”

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What do you call a broccoli that’s always playing soccer? A “foot-stalk.”

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