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Brick jokes 🧱 in 2025

How Kids Got Their Names
– 3 Kids are taking about how they got their names, and why their parents named as such.
The first one, a girl named “Rose” says “I was named Rose, because when I was born my parents dropped rose pedals on me.”
The second one, a boy named “Ash” says “I was named Ash, because wedge I was born my parents dropped ashes on me.”
The third one, a boy named “Brick” says “AHHHUUUUAUUAUUAAAA HUUAAA HURRRR”

Maria had 3 children, snowflake, sand, and brick.
– One day snowflake goes to her mom and asks her: Mom, why am I called snowflake? Then the mother replies: Because when you were born, a snowflake fell on your head. The next day goes Sand and asks: Mom, why am I called Sand? And the mother replies: Because when you were born, a small grain of sand fell on your head. The next day goes brick and asks: gyefagcxheufrhd

What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall?
– Dam

What weighs more, 200 lbs of bricks, or 200 lbs of feathers?
200 lbs of feathers,
– Because 200 lbs of bricks are just that, 200 lbs of feathers you have to carry the weight of what you did to all those birds.

What do you call stacks of free bricks left for rioters?
– Free Masonry!

A man walks by an insane asylum…
– An man walks by an insane asylum and hears the inmates gleefully shouting “21! 21! 21” As he gets closer he sees a hole in the brick wall which he approaches so he can peek in and see what’s going on. The inmates poke a stick through the hole, poking him in the eye, and yell “22! 22! 22!”

A little girl ask to her mom: “mom, why am I named Rosa?”
And her mom said: “because when you were born a rose fell on you head”
Her sister Daisy heatrs this and ask: “why is my name Daisy?”
And her mom said: because when you were born a daisy fell in your head”
When their brother Brick heard this, he ask: “GHTAKNDIALFJKQODK”

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