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Brick jokes 🧱 in 2025

Two brick masons are laying a wall when suddenly one of the bricks start to talk..
– When the masons start to talk to the brick he seems just like a regular guy telling the masons about his ambitions to go and get a education, so that he’s not forgotten like the rest of his brethren. Then he asks the masons to go with him and get an education too so that they won’t have to do this hard work anymore. When they hear this they are taken aback saying that they’ll have to take the rest of the day off to make a decision.

Coming back the next day the masons find the brick and start talking to it and after a while the brick asks if they’ve made a decision and the masons reply that they’re sorry but “we dont need no education” and though they like him “all and all you’re just another brick in the wall.”

My wife has been keeping secrets from me.
– I just built a fence and put down some paving. Turns out not only is she a master carpenter she’s also an expert brick layer. If only I had known earlier I could have sought her advice before I did the work. It would have saved me from making all the obvious mistakes she pointed out after the work was done.

I threw a brick in the air and pondered what would happen…
… and then it hit me.

A mother had three kids called Drop, Feather, and Brick
A mother had three kids called Drop, Feather, and Brick.
Perplexed, the first kid asks his mother “Mom, why did you named me Drop?”
And she says: “Because when you were born, a little drop fell in your head…”
The second kid asks: “Mom, why did you named me Feather?”
She answers: “Because when you were born, a feather fell in your head…”
Finally, the third kid says: “GUhhhGaahh *loud noises* HUEHUE”
Sorry guys

Where did the builder buy his bricks from?
– Wall-mart.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?
– Just two, but you’re going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

What happened to Vin Diesel when Dwayne Johnson pinned him against a brick wall?
– He found himself between The Rock and a hard place.

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