Brick jokes 🧱 in 2025

A man’s three daughters are wondering how they got their names.

“Daddy, why is my name Violet?” the first girl asks.

“Because a violet fell on your head when you were born, dear,” her father answers.
“Daddy, why is my name Rose?” the second girl asks.

“Because a rose fell on your head when you were born, dear,” her father answers.

“My favorite color is potato,” the third girl says.

“Shut up, Brick!”

I was pondering why people keep telling me that juggling bricks is a bad idea.
– Then it hit me.

There are three girls, one named Tulip, one named Daisy, and one named Brick.
– One day, three girls and their mom are walking down the street. One is named Tulip, one is named Daisy, and one is named Brick. Tulip asks, “Mommy, why am I named Tulip?”, “Oh, because a bunch of Tulips fell on you when you were born,” Her mom said. “Well, why am I named Daisy?”, “Because a bunch of daisies fell on you when you were born.” Then, Brick says, “yudgwiygfedkugqwidi.”

Three Daughters
One day a girl comes up to her mom and asks her, “Mother, why did you name me Rose?”

“Because when you were born a rose petal fell on your head.”

Her second daughter comes up to her and asks, “Mother, why did you name me Daisy?”

“Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head.”

The third daughter comes up to her and asks, “GHLSARGHLARGHLARG.”

“What did you say Brick?”

What’s the difference between a brick and a red velvet cake?
– Not much, if we’re going off my mother-in-law’s recipe.

What did the brick road say on Thanksgiving?
– Cobble cobble cobble!

What’s the difference between a brick and a ginger?
– Only one of them gets laid!

What does a pile of bricks and a fat chick have in common?
– They both probably gonna get laid by some Mexican

Two bricks of salt visit a meat factory…
– And while they are looking down at one of the bone grinders, one of the salt brick accidentally falls down into the machine. The other salt brick watches in panic as his friend gets sucked into the blades and gears. After a while, the salt brick comes out from the other side of the grinding machine, all ground into pieces and powder.

“Oh my god! Are you okay Jimmy?” The salt brick on the top asks.

“Oh yeah I’m fine.”

When I passed through Nevada, all i saw were ho’s. Then in Utah, I didnt see as many, but there were quite a few ho’s if you looked. When I left Salt Lake City, the truth hit me like a brick when I crossed the border…
– Idaho.

A gold brick walks into a bar.
– The bartender says “Au! Get outta here!”

What did the fish say when it ran into the brick wall?
Dam
P.s. sorry if you know this one

If someone got hit by a ton of bricks and survived,
– how would they describe it?

A man says to his psychologist…
“I keep thinking about killing my wife. Sometimes, I even mime out bashing her brains in with a brick”
“I’m absolutely certain that you’re not capable of that” replied the psychologist.
“You’re sure?”
“Yes, judging by what you’ve told me, she’s far too hardheaded for that to work”

What is the difference between you and a brick?
– A brick can get laid.

What is red and bad for your teeth?
– A brick.

There a 502 bricks in a plane, one falls out, how many bricks are left?
501
Hoe do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Open the door, put the elephant in, shut the door
How do put a giraffe in a fridge?
Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the door
The lion king invites all the animals to a party, but ones missing, what is it?
The giraffe, he’s still in a fridge.
A girl swims across a crocodile infested river, but she still survives, how?
All the crocodiles are at the party
The girl still dies. How?
She gets hit on the head by a brick falling out of the sky

What do fat women and Bricks have in common?
– They’re both eventually laid by Mexicans