Brick jokes 🧱 in 2025

Why is my name daisy..
– A baby cow asks her mother why is my name daisy? The mother says Because when you were born a daisy landed on your head. Another baby cow asks why is my name rose? The mother than says again, because when you were born a rose fell on your head. Than you hear DURDUHUEIJWJAI. ..mother cow- shut up brick

A lorry carrying LEGO bricks overturned on the motorway.
– The police say they don’t know what to make of it.

Why did the chicken cross the yellow brick road?
– Because he was looking for courage.

A mom is driving to the grocery store with her kids
One of her kids say, “Mom why did you name me Rose?”
The mom says, “When you were born and we walked out of the hospital with you a rose landed on your head so I named you Rose.”
Another one of her kids ask, “Mom why did you name me Leaf?”
The mom says, “When you were born and we walked out of the hospital with you a leaf landed on your head so I named you Leaf.”
Her third kid says, “Babsjvdidvosneibey”
And she says, “Shut up Brick!”

What do a brick and I have in common?
– We both get laid by hand.

A gold brick walks into a bar…
…bartender says “AU, We don’t serve your type here!”

I’ve always wondered what a ton of bricks would feel like…
– And then it hit me.

Two fish are swimming in a river when they both run into a brick wall…
– One looks at the other and says “dam”

What’s red and isn’t good for your teeth?
– A brick.

What do you say when you get hit by a brick of gold?
– Auch

What’s blue and bad for your teeth?
– The same brick moving really really fast.

what do you get when you cross a snowman and a brick?
– a brrrick

Once upon a time, there was a happy family with 3 kids: Snowflake, Sandgrain, and Brick
One day, Snowflake went up to his mother and asked:
“Mommy! Why is my name Snowflake?”
“Well you see, when you were born, a little snowflake landed on your head. So we decided to name you after it.” She replied.
A couple days later, Sandgrain went up to his mother and asked:
“Mom, why is my name Sandgrain?”
“Well you see, when you were born, a little Sandgrain landed on your head. So we decided to name you after it.” She replied.
And then came brick:
“HE HE BbOBA bOBbA MoMmA?”

Your mother is like a brick
– Flat on both sides and laid by mexicans

Rose
Daughter 1: Daddy, why am I named Rose?
Dad: Because when your mother gave birth to you, a rose petal fell on your head.
Daughter 2: What about me?
Dad: Because, Daisy, when you were born, a daisy petal fell on your head.
Son: *walks in* Anso nai?!
Dad: Oh, hey, Brick.

I went on holiday to Oz recently, and got a hire car with a sat nav.
I didn’t think much of it, though.
It just kept telling me to follow the yellow brick road.

There were three guys in an airplane. One guy dropped a rock, another dropped a brick, and the last dropped a grenade.
– When they got back on the ground, they were walking down the street and saw a woman crying. Being the gentlemen they were, they went up to ask her why she was crying.
She said- “A rock fell from the sky, landed on my cat, and now my cat is dead.”
The men said they were very sorry to here that and walked away.

The next house they came across was a little further down the road. There was another woman crying. Being the gentlemen they were, they walked up to her and asked her why she was crying.
She said- “A brick fell from the sky, landed on my dog, and now my dog is dead.”
The men said they were very sorry to hear that and walked away.

The next house they came across was a little further down the road. There was a man laughing his head off.
Wondering what was so funny, they went up to ask him.
He replied- “When I bent over to get the news paper this morning, I farted, and my whole house blew up!”

A little girl knocks on my door and said Brick or Breat. I said what are you dressed up as? She said a Birate
– A birate you mean a pirate She said ya a birate. I asked if you are a pirate were are your buccaneers you know your band of cut throat’s and theaves, were are your buccaneers? she said under my bucking hat give me the bucking candy