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Brick jokes 🧱 in 2025

Where did the builder buy his bricks from?
– Wall-mart.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?
– Just two, but you’re going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

What happened to Vin Diesel when Dwayne Johnson pinned him against a brick wall?
– He found himself between The Rock and a hard place.

I was wondering why people keep telling me that juggling bricks is a bad idea.
– Then it hit me.

I’m a chameleon. Somehow wedged myself between a brick and a tree trunk.
– Brown to the left of me. Ochre to the right. Here I am stuck in a middle-ish hue.

A mother had three sons: Leaf, Feather and Brick.
Leaf came one day to his mom and said: “Mom, why did you call me Leaf?”
“Well son, “, replied his mom, “When you were born a leaf fell on your head and it was so cute and I couldn’t hold myself from naming you like that”.
Years passed and Feather came one day to his mom and said: “Mom, why did you call me Feather?”
“Well son, “, replied his mom, “When you were born a feather fell on your head and it was so cute and I couldn’t hold myself from naming you like that”.
More years passed and Brick came one day to his mom and said: BAaA@$r@grb@qwrtn!

What is the difference between a dead hooker and a brick?
– I don’t have a brick floating in my pool.

I’m confused on what you need to enter a store or restaurant nowadays….
… is it a face mask or a brick?

How do you hire a horse?
– Put a brick under each foot.

My comrades were destroying the brick factory.
I said “Stop, we need the bricks!”
They replied, “That’s why we’re demolishing it.”

What’s heavier? 200kg bricks or 200kg feathers?
– The feathers of course.
200kg bricks it’s just some measure of bricks. But, if you want to lift 200kg feathers you need also handle what you’ve done to all these poor birds.

My ex girlfriend is a brick
– Flat on both sides and laid by hispanic men.

So my brother told me this joke. He said it is a nerd joke
– What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A brick!
What’s blue and bad for your teeth?
The same brick moving really really fast.

How do you throw an egg againts a brick wall without breaking it?
– It doesn’t matter, there is no way an egg would actually break brick wall.

There was a lady with 3 sons, named Rain, Snow and Brick
Rain asked his mom, “Why is my name ‘Rain’?”
“Because a raindrop fell on your head when you were born.”
Then Snow asked his mom, “Why is my name ‘Snow’?”
“Because a snowflake fell on your head when you were born.”
Then Brick asked his mom, “NYANYANYANYA”

What’s red and unhealthy for your teeth?
– A brick.

What’s the difference between a Blonde and a brick?
– When you lay a brick, it won’t follow you around for weeks afterwards.

I went to the DIY store the other week and asked in which section I could find tools, bricks and tiles.
The guy said they were under Construction.
I asked when they would be finished.

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