Brick jokes 🧱 in 2025

Architects call a layer of bricks a wythe. After the Great Fire of London, where thousands of wooden buildings were destroyed, King Henry VIII passed a law that the walls of all new buildings must be made of at least six layers of brick.
– This is known as the six wythes of Henry the Eighth.

What is brown and bad for teeth?
– A brick.

There is a boy that went to school after 3 weeks of absence…
The teacher asks him:
-Why didn’t you come to school in your first week of absence?
Boy:A brick fell on my grandma and we had to burry her.
Teacher:But second week?
Boy:A brick fell on my grandpa and we had to burry him.
Teacher:And the last week?
Boy:A brick fell on my dad and we had to burry him.
Teacher:But what were you doing all this time??
Boy:I was on the roof of my house playing with bricks.

Heard this joke at school. Thought I might share it with y’all
There is a lady called Mary who has 3 children: Violet, Rose and Brick.
So Violet goes to her and asks: Mom, why am I called Violet?
And Mary responds: Because when you were born, a violet fell on your head
Then Rose comes and asks: Mom, why am I called Rose?
And Mary responds: Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head
Then Brick goes and asks: CjfbjabMandmabwlbdkabNbskdbslonvibcdhovtcbxtblvocbjfshkvgdvynv?

A man tried to pass through a brick wall…
– But one does not simply walk into mortar.

I threw a brick in the air and pondered what would happen…
… and then it hit me.

Lego bricks are being used to help people with dementia and alzheimers…
– They are being put at the side of their beds to remind the old folks to put their shoes on when they get up…

Hey, are you the top of a Lego brick?
– Because you’re a stud.

What are three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?
– Open Door, put elephant in refrigerator, close door.

Three children named Feather, Droplet, and Brick went to their mother to ask why they were named so.
Feather went to his mother and asked,”Mother, why is my name Feather?” And the mother replied,”because when you were born, a feather fell on your forehead.” Satisfied, Feather went away.
After Feather, Droplet went to his mother and asked,”Mother, why is my name Droplet?” And the mother replied,”because when you were born, a water droplet fell on your forehead.” Satisfied, Droplet went away.
After both Feather and Droplet went, Brick shuffled over to his mother and said,”hur dur rung a bung?”

What’s red and bad for your teeth?
– A brick.

Im so good at guitar,
– That my neighbours decided to throw a brick at my window so that they could hear me better!

My local store sells clothes made of bricks.
– It’s a hardware store.

A bucket of zippos is easier to lift than a bucket of bricks
– Zippos are lighter

What’s the difference between the Thalmor and a brick?
– A brick will actually help rebuild Skyrim

A mother has 3 kids
A mother has 3 kids.
The first kid goes up to her mom and says,
“Mommy, why I am I named petal?”
The mom responds, “Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head.”
The second child goes up to her mom and says, “Why am I named Rose?”
The mom says, “Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head
Finally, the third child comes up and says, “My favorite color is potato.”
“SHUT UP BRICK”

A father and a mother have three children. One day the first child comes up and says…
“Father. Mother. Why is my name Rose?”
And the Father says, “When you were born, a rose petal fell on your head.” The child nods and goes away the second oldest then starts wondering about her name so she goes up to her father.
“Father why is my name Raina?”
“Because when you were born a rain drop fell on your head.”
Then the third child comes up. “Ruuuuhhhhh hahdiehakidonw”
“SHUT UP, BRICK!!!!!”

Four men are at a bar bragging about how successful their sons are
– One says”my son is a successful brick layer and he bought his friend a Lamborghini just because”…the second man says”my friend is a successful real estate agent and he bought his friend a yacht just because”the third man says”my son is a great lawyer and he bought his friend a mansion just because”….their was a minute of silence and the second man asks the fourth man what his son does …the fourth man replies”he’s a gay stripper”..the third man says”oh you must be ashamed I’m sorry”which the fourth man says”not really his three boyfriends bought him a Lamborghini,a yacht,and a mansion just because”