Brick jokes 🧱 in 2025

What’s red and isn’t good for your teeth?
– A brick.

What do you say when you get hit by a brick of gold?
– Auch

What’s blue and bad for your teeth?
– The same brick moving really really fast.

what do you get when you cross a snowman and a brick?
– a brrrick

Once upon a time, there was a happy family with 3 kids: Snowflake, Sandgrain, and Brick
One day, Snowflake went up to his mother and asked:
“Mommy! Why is my name Snowflake?”
“Well you see, when you were born, a little snowflake landed on your head. So we decided to name you after it.” She replied.
A couple days later, Sandgrain went up to his mother and asked:
“Mom, why is my name Sandgrain?”
“Well you see, when you were born, a little Sandgrain landed on your head. So we decided to name you after it.” She replied.
And then came brick:
“HE HE BbOBA bOBbA MoMmA?”

Your mother is like a brick
– Flat on both sides and laid by mexicans

Rose
Daughter 1: Daddy, why am I named Rose?
Dad: Because when your mother gave birth to you, a rose petal fell on your head.
Daughter 2: What about me?
Dad: Because, Daisy, when you were born, a daisy petal fell on your head.
Son: *walks in* Anso nai?!
Dad: Oh, hey, Brick.

I went on holiday to Oz recently, and got a hire car with a sat nav.
I didn’t think much of it, though.
It just kept telling me to follow the yellow brick road.

There were three guys in an airplane. One guy dropped a rock, another dropped a brick, and the last dropped a grenade.
– When they got back on the ground, they were walking down the street and saw a woman crying. Being the gentlemen they were, they went up to ask her why she was crying.
She said- “A rock fell from the sky, landed on my cat, and now my cat is dead.”
The men said they were very sorry to here that and walked away.

The next house they came across was a little further down the road. There was another woman crying. Being the gentlemen they were, they walked up to her and asked her why she was crying.
She said- “A brick fell from the sky, landed on my dog, and now my dog is dead.”
The men said they were very sorry to hear that and walked away.

The next house they came across was a little further down the road. There was a man laughing his head off.
Wondering what was so funny, they went up to ask him.
He replied- “When I bent over to get the news paper this morning, I farted, and my whole house blew up!”

A little girl knocks on my door and said Brick or Breat. I said what are you dressed up as? She said a Birate
– A birate you mean a pirate She said ya a birate. I asked if you are a pirate were are your buccaneers you know your band of cut throat’s and theaves, were are your buccaneers? she said under my bucking hat give me the bucking candy

What’s big, red, and hurts your teeth?
– A brick

There were three brothers Feather, Pillow and Brick.
One day Feather went to his mother and asked:
-Mom, why is my name Feather?
-Because when you were born and we brought you home from the hospital a feather fell on your head.
-she replied.
Next day Pillo asked the same question.
-Mom, why is my name Pillow?
-Because when you were born and we brought you home from the hospital a pillow fell on your head.
The third day Brick went up to her mom and goes:
-The Earth is flat!

500 bricks are on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?
– 499.

I had a mate who graduated top of his class from Oxford despite being dumb as bricks…
– he was literally an oxymoron.

hahah brick!
There is a father and he has three daughters
The oldest daughter comes up to him and asks, “Dad, why is my name Lily?”
The father responds, “because when you were born, a Lily fell on your head.”
Then the second oldest daughter comes up and asks, “dad, why is my name Daisy?”
The father responds, “because when you were born, a daisy fell on your head.”
Then the youngest daughter comes up and says, “Muuughmmmummphhhhhh”
“Shut up, Brick!

“Dad, why did you name me Rain?”
Dad: “Because rain was the first thing that fell on you”
Rain: “Oh, I never knew that. Is that why my sister is named Snow as well?”
Dad: “Yes, you are absolutely right”
*a baby cries in the corner*
Dad: Shut up Brick!

If a red house has red bricks, a yellow house has yellow bricks, what color bricks does a green house have?
– None, a green house is made out of glass.

A fool is walking down the street, dragging a brick on a leash behind him.
A cop sees him and says to himself: “I’ll make fun of him.”
He walks up to him and says: “Gee, you’ve got a nice dog!”
The fool replies, “Are you crazy? That’s a brick!”
The angry cop walks away.
The fool turns to the brick and says, “We got him, didn’t we, Rex?”