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Brick jokes 🧱 in 2025

What’s big, red, and hurts your teeth?
– A brick

There were three brothers Feather, Pillow and Brick.
One day Feather went to his mother and asked:
-Mom, why is my name Feather?
-Because when you were born and we brought you home from the hospital a feather fell on your head.
-she replied.
Next day Pillo asked the same question.
-Mom, why is my name Pillow?
-Because when you were born and we brought you home from the hospital a pillow fell on your head.
The third day Brick went up to her mom and goes:
-The Earth is flat!

500 bricks are on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?
– 499.

I had a mate who graduated top of his class from Oxford despite being dumb as bricks…
– he was literally an oxymoron.

hahah brick!
There is a father and he has three daughters
The oldest daughter comes up to him and asks, “Dad, why is my name Lily?”
The father responds, “because when you were born, a Lily fell on your head.”
Then the second oldest daughter comes up and asks, “dad, why is my name Daisy?”
The father responds, “because when you were born, a daisy fell on your head.”
Then the youngest daughter comes up and says, “Muuughmmmummphhhhhh”
“Shut up, Brick!

“Dad, why did you name me Rain?”
Dad: “Because rain was the first thing that fell on you”
Rain: “Oh, I never knew that. Is that why my sister is named Snow as well?”
Dad: “Yes, you are absolutely right”
*a baby cries in the corner*
Dad: Shut up Brick!

If a red house has red bricks, a yellow house has yellow bricks, what color bricks does a green house have?
– None, a green house is made out of glass.

A fool is walking down the street, dragging a brick on a leash behind him.
A cop sees him and says to himself: “I’ll make fun of him.”
He walks up to him and says: “Gee, you’ve got a nice dog!”
The fool replies, “Are you crazy? That’s a brick!”
The angry cop walks away.
The fool turns to the brick and says, “We got him, didn’t we, Rex?”

Architects call a layer of bricks a wythe. After the Great Fire of London, where thousands of wooden buildings were destroyed, King Henry VIII passed a law that the walls of all new buildings must be made of at least six layers of brick.
– This is known as the six wythes of Henry the Eighth.

What is brown and bad for teeth?
– A brick.

There is a boy that went to school after 3 weeks of absence…
The teacher asks him:
-Why didn’t you come to school in your first week of absence?
Boy:A brick fell on my grandma and we had to burry her.
Teacher:But second week?
Boy:A brick fell on my grandpa and we had to burry him.
Teacher:And the last week?
Boy:A brick fell on my dad and we had to burry him.
Teacher:But what were you doing all this time??
Boy:I was on the roof of my house playing with bricks.

A man tried to pass through a brick wall…
– But one does not simply walk into mortar.

I threw a brick in the air and pondered what would happen…
… and then it hit me.

Lego bricks are being used to help people with dementia and alzheimers…
– They are being put at the side of their beds to remind the old folks to put their shoes on when they get up…

Hey, are you the top of a Lego brick?
– Because you’re a stud.

Heard this joke at school. Thought I might share it with y’all
There is a lady called Mary who has 3 children: Violet, Rose and Brick.
So Violet goes to her and asks: Mom, why am I called Violet?
And Mary responds: Because when you were born, a violet fell on your head
Then Rose comes and asks: Mom, why am I called Rose?
And Mary responds: Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head
Then Brick goes and asks: CjfbjabMandmabwlbdkabNbskdbslonvibcdhovtcbxtblvocbjfshkvgdvynv?

What are three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?
– Open Door, put elephant in refrigerator, close door.

Three children named Feather, Droplet, and Brick went to their mother to ask why they were named so.
Feather went to his mother and asked,”Mother, why is my name Feather?” And the mother replied,”because when you were born, a feather fell on your forehead.” Satisfied, Feather went away.
After Feather, Droplet went to his mother and asked,”Mother, why is my name Droplet?” And the mother replied,”because when you were born, a water droplet fell on your forehead.” Satisfied, Droplet went away.
After both Feather and Droplet went, Brick shuffled over to his mother and said,”hur dur rung a bung?”

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