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Brick jokes 🧱 in 2025

A man tried to pass through a brick wall…
– But one does not simply walk into mortar.

I threw a brick in the air and pondered what would happen…
… and then it hit me.

Lego bricks are being used to help people with dementia and alzheimers…
– They are being put at the side of their beds to remind the old folks to put their shoes on when they get up…

Hey, are you the top of a Lego brick?
– Because you’re a stud.

Heard this joke at school. Thought I might share it with y’all
There is a lady called Mary who has 3 children: Violet, Rose and Brick.
So Violet goes to her and asks: Mom, why am I called Violet?
And Mary responds: Because when you were born, a violet fell on your head
Then Rose comes and asks: Mom, why am I called Rose?
And Mary responds: Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head
Then Brick goes and asks: CjfbjabMandmabwlbdkabNbskdbslonvibcdhovtcbxtblvocbjfshkvgdvynv?

What are three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?
– Open Door, put elephant in refrigerator, close door.

Three children named Feather, Droplet, and Brick went to their mother to ask why they were named so.
Feather went to his mother and asked,”Mother, why is my name Feather?” And the mother replied,”because when you were born, a feather fell on your forehead.” Satisfied, Feather went away.
After Feather, Droplet went to his mother and asked,”Mother, why is my name Droplet?” And the mother replied,”because when you were born, a water droplet fell on your forehead.” Satisfied, Droplet went away.
After both Feather and Droplet went, Brick shuffled over to his mother and said,”hur dur rung a bung?”

What’s red and bad for your teeth?
– A brick.

Im so good at guitar,
– That my neighbours decided to throw a brick at my window so that they could hear me better!

My local store sells clothes made of bricks.
– It’s a hardware store.

A bucket of zippos is easier to lift than a bucket of bricks
– Zippos are lighter

What’s the difference between the Thalmor and a brick?
– A brick will actually help rebuild Skyrim

A mother has 3 kids
A mother has 3 kids.
The first kid goes up to her mom and says,
“Mommy, why I am I named petal?”
The mom responds, “Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head.”
The second child goes up to her mom and says, “Why am I named Rose?”
The mom says, “Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head
Finally, the third child comes up and says, “My favorite color is potato.”
“SHUT UP BRICK”

A father and a mother have three children. One day the first child comes up and says…
“Father. Mother. Why is my name Rose?”
And the Father says, “When you were born, a rose petal fell on your head.” The child nods and goes away the second oldest then starts wondering about her name so she goes up to her father.
“Father why is my name Raina?”
“Because when you were born a rain drop fell on your head.”
Then the third child comes up. “Ruuuuhhhhh hahdiehakidonw”
“SHUT UP, BRICK!!!!!”

Someone threw a piece of a brick through my window last night
– The police aren’t helping because there isn’t enough concrete evidence.

Bricks have a frustrating life.
– They’re hard all the time, but only get laid once.

What’s the difference between a brick and a red velvet cake?
– Not much, if we’re going off my mother-in-law’s recipe.

Which is heavier, 200 pounds of brick, or 200 pounds of feather?
– The feathers, because 200 pounds of bricks is just 200 pounds of bricks, but with the feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

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