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Brick jokes 🧱 in 2024

What’s the difference between bricks and incels?
– Bricks get laid

When I was in 2nd grade, my dog Brick was hit by a car and killed, and my mom tried to console me. She said, “He’s probably already in Heaven with God.”
– I said, “Why would God want a dead dog?”

These days my boss has been getting on my nerves. See I’m a brick layer and he is always yelling to layer the bricks faster and faster…
– These days everyone wants instant stratification.

What’s the difference between the Thalmor and a brick?
– A brick will actually help rebuild Skyrim

My history textbook says that the Pharaoh of Egypt used slaves to build the pyramids.

There were 3 brothers: Little Snowflake, Little Leaf, and Little Brick…
So one day Little Snowflake goes up to his mum and asks her:
– Why am I called like this?
– Because when you were born, a Snowflake fell on your forehead
So Lil’ Snowie all excited goes up to his brothers and tells them that they should ask what about their names, so Little Leaf goes up to his dad and asks him:
– Why am I called like this?
– Because when you were born a leaf from a tree fell on your forehead
So it’s Lil’ Brickie’s turn and he goes up to his dad and asks him:
– Did you know that vaccines have microchips in them so the government can control us?

What’s the difference between a brick salesperson and a boxer
– One stocks rocks and the other rocks socks

We all know what’s red and bad for your teeth (a brick). But what is blue and really bad for your teeth?
– A really fast brick.

An ugly son asks his Dad Why is my sister named Rose?
Dad: Because when she was coming out of the hospital, a rose fell from the sky and landed on her forehead.
US: Same for Penny?
Dad: Yup. A penny just fell onto her little head.
Son: Thanks dad.
Dad: No problem, Brick.

Sally swims across an alligator infested river and doesn’t get eaten. How?
– The alligators are at the lion’s birthday party.

A blue House is made of blue bricks, a pink house is made of pink bricks, a yellow house is made of yellow bricks. What is a green house made of?
– Glass

Yo mama’s like a brick…..
– dirty, flat on both sides, and always getting laid by Mexicans.

“Daddy, why is my name Rose?”
One day, a child came up to her father and said, “Daddy, why is my name Rose?”
He replied, “Well, when you were born, a rose fell on your head.”

Later on, her younger sister came up to their father and asked, “Daddy, why was I named Lily?”
He replied, “Well, when you were born, a lily fell on your head.”

Later, their brother came up to their father and said, “Ghigdsgjjo Hitsggdjkl.”
He replied, “Shutup, Brick!”

What weighs more 10 pounds of bricks or 10 pounds of feathers?
– Feathers because you have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

A strange man asks, “What weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?”
– I don’t care please just get out of my house!

My wife said childbirth was the worst pain, until I told her how I once landed barefoot on a huge pile of toy bricks.
– She didn’t have a Lego to stand on.

What did the fish say when he hit a brick wall?
– Dam

Which is kind of weird considering he could’ve just used bricks or something.

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