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Brick jokes 🧱 in 2025

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
– A brick to the back of his head should do it.

A drug addict calls the police to report something interesting
The police officer, interested, asks. “What is it?”
The addict responds. “Okay, I-”
The officer interrupts, quickly making sure they’re not on drugs “You’re sober right now, right?”
“Yes, this happened when I was sober too.”
All seems okay to this point. “Okay, go on.”>
“I saw an Italian plumber bump his head on a brick and grow three times his size!”
The officer pauses for a moment and mumbles to himself. “It’s the mushrooms.”

Little Johnny is in class…
and his teacher says; ‘Whoever answers my question right, can go home’. Johnny takes a brick from his bag and throws it through the window. ‘Who did that?!?!’ the teacher yelled. ‘I did sir, can I go home now?’

What is red and bad for your teeth?
– A brick.

There a 502 bricks in a plane, one falls out, how many bricks are left?
501
Hoe do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Open the door, put the elephant in, shut the door
How do put a giraffe in a fridge?
Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the door
The lion king invites all the animals to a party, but ones missing, what is it?
The giraffe, he’s still in a fridge.
A girl swims across a crocodile infested river, but she still survives, how?
All the crocodiles are at the party
The girl still dies. How?
She gets hit on the head by a brick falling out of the sky

What do fat women and Bricks have in common?
– They’re both eventually laid by Mexicans

Why wasn’t toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?
– he missed the rains down in africa

Why is my name daisy..
– A baby cow asks her mother why is my name daisy? The mother says Because when you were born a daisy landed on your head. Another baby cow asks why is my name rose? The mother than says again, because when you were born a rose fell on your head. Than you hear DURDUHUEIJWJAI. ..mother cow- shut up brick

A lorry carrying LEGO bricks overturned on the motorway.
– The police say they don’t know what to make of it.

Why did the chicken cross the yellow brick road?
– Because he was looking for courage.

A mom is driving to the grocery store with her kids
One of her kids say, “Mom why did you name me Rose?”
The mom says, “When you were born and we walked out of the hospital with you a rose landed on your head so I named you Rose.”
Another one of her kids ask, “Mom why did you name me Leaf?”
The mom says, “When you were born and we walked out of the hospital with you a leaf landed on your head so I named you Leaf.”
Her third kid says, “Babsjvdidvosneibey”
And she says, “Shut up Brick!”

What do a brick and I have in common?
– We both get laid by hand.

A gold brick walks into a bar…
…bartender says “AU, We don’t serve your type here!”

I’ve always wondered what a ton of bricks would feel like…
– And then it hit me.

Two fish are swimming in a river when they both run into a brick wall…
– One looks at the other and says “dam”

What’s red and isn’t good for your teeth?
– A brick.

What do you say when you get hit by a brick of gold?
– Auch

What’s blue and bad for your teeth?
– The same brick moving really really fast.

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