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Brick jokes 🧱 in 2025

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
– A brick to the back of his head should do it.

A drug addict calls the police to report something interesting
The police officer, interested, asks. “What is it?”
The addict responds. “Okay, I-”
The officer interrupts, quickly making sure they’re not on drugs “You’re sober right now, right?”
“Yes, this happened when I was sober too.”
All seems okay to this point. “Okay, go on.”>
“I saw an Italian plumber bump his head on a brick and grow three times his size!”
The officer pauses for a moment and mumbles to himself. “It’s the mushrooms.”

Little Johnny is in class…
and his teacher says; ‘Whoever answers my question right, can go home’. Johnny takes a brick from his bag and throws it through the window. ‘Who did that?!?!’ the teacher yelled. ‘I did sir, can I go home now?’

What’s red and kills people?
– A brick, I don’t know why everyone answers communism.

What weighs more a tonne of bricks or a tonne of feathers
– A tonne of feathers of course, … Because you have to live with what you did to those chickens

What is Donald Trumps favourite song? Another Brick in the Wall by Pink Floyd
– Because he don’t need no education….

A girl asks her father a question.
“Daddy, where did I get my name from?”
“Well, Daisy, when you were born, a daisy fell on your head.”
Satisfied, she walks away.
His second daughter walks up to him and asks him the same question.
“Daddy, where did I get my name from?”
“Well, Rose, when you were born, a rose fell on your head.”
Satisfied, she walks away.
“HMDJKGYGD”.
“Oh, hi, Brick.”

What is red and bad for the teeth?
– A Brick

A man’s three daughters are wondering how they got their names.

“Daddy, why is my name Violet?” the first girl asks.

“Because a violet fell on your head when you were born, dear,” her father answers.
“Daddy, why is my name Rose?” the second girl asks.

“Because a rose fell on your head when you were born, dear,” her father answers.

“My favorite color is potato,” the third girl says.

“Shut up, Brick!”

I was pondering why people keep telling me that juggling bricks is a bad idea.
– Then it hit me.

There are three girls, one named Tulip, one named Daisy, and one named Brick.
– One day, three girls and their mom are walking down the street. One is named Tulip, one is named Daisy, and one is named Brick. Tulip asks, “Mommy, why am I named Tulip?”, “Oh, because a bunch of Tulips fell on you when you were born,” Her mom said. “Well, why am I named Daisy?”, “Because a bunch of daisies fell on you when you were born.” Then, Brick says, “yudgwiygfedkugqwidi.”

Three Daughters
One day a girl comes up to her mom and asks her, “Mother, why did you name me Rose?”

“Because when you were born a rose petal fell on your head.”

Her second daughter comes up to her and asks, “Mother, why did you name me Daisy?”

“Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head.”

The third daughter comes up to her and asks, “GHLSARGHLARGHLARG.”

“What did you say Brick?”

What’s the difference between a brick and a red velvet cake?
– Not much, if we’re going off my mother-in-law’s recipe.

What did the brick road say on Thanksgiving?
– Cobble cobble cobble!

What’s the difference between a brick and a ginger?
– Only one of them gets laid!

What does a pile of bricks and a fat chick have in common?
– They both probably gonna get laid by some Mexican

Two bricks of salt visit a meat factory…
– And while they are looking down at one of the bone grinders, one of the salt brick accidentally falls down into the machine. The other salt brick watches in panic as his friend gets sucked into the blades and gears. After a while, the salt brick comes out from the other side of the grinding machine, all ground into pieces and powder.

“Oh my god! Are you okay Jimmy?” The salt brick on the top asks.

“Oh yeah I’m fine.”

When I passed through Nevada, all i saw were ho’s. Then in Utah, I didnt see as many, but there were quite a few ho’s if you looked. When I left Salt Lake City, the truth hit me like a brick when I crossed the border…
– Idaho.

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