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Bread jokes 🍞🥖🥯 in 2025

Q: What does bread do after it’s done baking?
– A: Loaf around.

What did a slice of bread say after brushing his teeth?
– I’m bready for bed.

Why was the bread maker fired from his job?
– He was loafing around too much.

How does bread remember things?
– It uses Toast-It notes.

Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
– To get a rise out of him!

Q: What pick up line does yeast use on flour?
– A: I bread your pardon!

Gosh, my sourdough starter is so kneady.

What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
– You’re toast.

Why do bakers always work at the weekends?
– Because they knead the dough.

Q: What do bread and autistic kids have in common?
– A: They both have special needs

Why did the loaf of bread break up with his girlfriend?
– The relationship was crumbling.

Don’t worry, you can crust me.

What happens if a baguette forgets her umbrella?
– She’ll get soaking wheat all over.

Two croissants are in the oven – one says, “It’s hot in here!” – the other replies, “Wow, a talking croissant!”

Q: Why was the baker in a panic?
– A: He was in a loaf or death situation.

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