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Bread jokes 🍞🥖🥯 in 2025

I’d tell you the joke about some butter on a piece of bread – but you might spread it around.

Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
– She lost out on a juicy roll.

Q: What do you call a flying bagel?
– A: a plain bagel.

I hear sourdough is on the rise.

What did the bread say to the roll when they were playing hide and seek?
– Bready, or not here I crumb!

What sorts of shoes do bakers like to wear?
– Loafers.

Why did the aging bread roll retire?
– Her career was already toast.

Q: Why did Mama Flour and Papa Yeast tell Baby Bread to get a job?
– A: He was just loafing around!

How does bread court his sweetheart?
– With lots of flours.

Why did the baker give a bad review to the hotel?
– The hotel was infested with bread bugs.

What did the slice of bread say when he broke up with his girlfriend?
– You deserve butter.

News just in: a thief has been arrested for stealing sourdough – he was caught bread-handed.

Q: What do the bread say to the chicken?
– A: LETS GET BREADDDDYYY TO CRUMMBBLLEEEEE

I don’t want naan of that.

What do bread makers say to their spouses?
– I loaf you!

I don’t know why, but whenever I take a photo of my loaf of bread, it comes out grain-y.

What did one bread lover say to the other?
– Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.

Q: What did the baker say to the hot girl?
– A: I’ll put a bun in your oven!

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