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Bread jokes 🍞🥖🥯 in 2025

Ciabatta stay away from me.

Why did the two slices of bread run away from the bakery?
– They wanted to grow mould together.

What did the baker say to the police officer when he was arrested?
– Rye are you so serious.

What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
– It tends to get stale.

Q: Why doesn’t anyone want to work in a bakery?
– A: It’s a crumby place to work.

What did one slice of bread say to another after a long day?
– Don’t worry—tomorrow will be butter.

Who was that handsome star in the Hollywood baking movie?
– Bread Pitt

Why did the bread go to the doctor?
– Because it was feeling crumby.

Bread is like the sun, it rises in the yeast.

Q: Why do bakers give women on special occasions?
– A: Flours

Gotta risk it for the biscuit.

Why did the baker rob the bank?
– He kneaded some bread.

Heard the one about the loaf of bread who was sad? He had a break down and rye, then he felt much better.

What did the toast say to the psychic?
– You bread my mind!

Q: Where does an injured sandwich go?
– A: The ‘Mayo’ Clinic

I’m headed to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office.

What do you say to a piece of toast that’s fallen face down on the floor?
– Butter luck next time.

What did the baker say as he waved goodbye to the French bread?
– I’ll never bag-uette you.

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