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Bread jokes 🍞🥖🥯 in 2025

What is a baker’s favourite time of year?
– Yeaster.

How do you make dog bread?
– Just use collie flour.

Q: What did the yeast confess to the bag of flour?
– A: I loaf you dough much!

Why does bread hate Southern summers?
– The weather is too toasty.

It’s a shame that bread puns are always so crumby.

What part of a slice of bread is the most sophisticated?
– The upper crust.

Did you hear the one about the bakery that closed because everything went a-rye?

Q: What happened when the baker’s wife came home early?
– A: She caught her husband Masterbaking.

Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.

What did the bread maker give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
– Flours.

I’d tell you the joke about some butter on a piece of bread – but you might spread it around.

Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
– She lost out on a juicy roll.

Q: What do you call a flying bagel?
– A: a plain bagel.

I hear sourdough is on the rise.

What did the bread say to the roll when they were playing hide and seek?
– Bready, or not here I crumb!

What sorts of shoes do bakers like to wear?
– Loafers.

Why did the aging bread roll retire?
– Her career was already toast.

Q: Why did Mama Flour and Papa Yeast tell Baby Bread to get a job?
– A: He was just loafing around!

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