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Bread jokes 🍞🥖🥯 in 2025

Why did the baker give a bad review to the hotel?
– The hotel was infested with bread bugs.

What did the slice of bread say when he broke up with his girlfriend?
– You deserve butter.

News just in: a thief has been arrested for stealing sourdough – he was caught bread-handed.

Q: What do the bread say to the chicken?
– A: LETS GET BREADDDDYYY TO CRUMMBBLLEEEEE

I don’t want naan of that.

What do bread makers say to their spouses?
– I loaf you!

I don’t know why, but whenever I take a photo of my loaf of bread, it comes out grain-y.

What did one bread lover say to the other?
– Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.

Q: What did the baker say to the hot girl?
– A: I’ll put a bun in your oven!

Ciabatta stay away from me.

Why did the two slices of bread run away from the bakery?
– They wanted to grow mould together.

What did the baker say to the police officer when he was arrested?
– Rye are you so serious.

What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
– It tends to get stale.

Q: Why doesn’t anyone want to work in a bakery?
– A: It’s a crumby place to work.

What did one slice of bread say to another after a long day?
– Don’t worry—tomorrow will be butter.

Who was that handsome star in the Hollywood baking movie?
– Bread Pitt

Why did the bread go to the doctor?
– Because it was feeling crumby.

Bread is like the sun, it rises in the yeast.

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