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Bread jokes 🍞🥖🥯 in 2025

What did mama bread say to her kids?
– It’s way past your breadtime!

Why are bread jokes funny?
– Because they never get mold.

What do elves make sandwiches with?
– Short-bread.

What did the banker want from the baker?
– To pump her nickels.

Q: Why did the baker go to jail?
– A: He was caught beating an egg.

You’re the apple of my rye.

What does the bread sing when it is learning the musical scales?
– Dough, Re, Mi, Fa…

Why did the roll go to the doctors?
– It was feeling really crumby.

How does bread woo a lover?
– With lots of flours.

Q: What is a bakers favorite Beatles song?
– A: “Loaf is all you knead.”

Don’t be so sour, dough.

What did the butter say to the bread?
– I’m on a roll.

Did you know that bread puns always happen when you yeast expect them?

Q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?
– A: Doughnuts!

Q: What do you call it when a mother and child bake bread together?
– A: A labor of loaf.

Why did the aging loaf retire?
– His career was toast.

Why was the bread maker so grumpy?
– She woke up on the wrong side of the bread.

Why did the ageing loaf of bread retire?
– Because his career was toast.

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