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Bread jokes 🍞🥖🥯 in 2025

Stop loafing around!

Why do we call money dough?
– Because we all knead it.

What do bakers like to get for their birthday?
– Flours.

Q: Why are bread jokes always funny?
– A: Because they never get mold!

Q: What did the butter say to the bread?
– A: I’m on a roll!

How do you spot a radical baker?
– They’re always going against the grain.

Why does bread hate summer weather?
– Because summer heat can get too toasty.

What do you call a slice of rye with ideas above its station?
– Upper crust.

Radical bakers are always going against the whole-grain.

Q: Have you seen the romantic comedy about bread?
– A: It’s called “Loaf Actually”.

The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.

What did the slice of bread say to the person giving him too much flattery?
– Stop buttering me up!

What do you call a rabbit who has spent too long in the sun?
– A hot cross bun-ny.

Why does bread hate hot weather?
– It just feels too toasty.

Q: Can you make a sandwich with corned beef, sauerkraut, and Swiss cheese?
– A: Rye not?

Business at the bakery is on the rise.

Why do dough balls throw great parties?
– Because they always they rise to the occasion.

What do you call the baker who earns the most money?
– The bread-winner.

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