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Bread jokes 🍞🥖🥯 in 2025

What did the butter say to the bread?
– I’m on a roll.

Did you know that bread puns always happen when you yeast expect them?

Q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?
– A: Doughnuts!

Q: What do you call it when a mother and child bake bread together?
– A: A labor of loaf.

Why did the aging loaf retire?
– His career was toast.

Why was the bread maker so grumpy?
– She woke up on the wrong side of the bread.

Why did the ageing loaf of bread retire?
– Because his career was toast.

Q: How do you make pickle bread?
– A: With dill-dough

Next time you need a loaf, challah at me.

What songs do bread loaves hate?
– The golden moldies.

What kind of bread does Dr Who not like eating?
– Dalek bread.

Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
– It’s just too grainy.

Q: What happens when you burn bread?
– A: You loaf it to death.

Baking is a labor of loaf.

What did the piece of toast say to the psychic?
– Wow, you really bread my mind.

Cia-batta study harder if she wants to pass her bakery exams.

Q: What did one slice of bread say to the other slice of bread when he saw some butter and jam on the table?
– A: We’re toast!

Q: Why does everyone need bread and water?
– A: Loaf makes the world go round.

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