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Bread jokes 🍞🥖🥯 in 2024

What kind of bread does Dr Who not like eating?
– Dalek bread.

Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
– It’s just too grainy.

Q: What happens when you burn bread?
– A: You loaf it to death.

Baking is a labor of loaf.

What did the piece of toast say to the psychic?
– Wow, you really bread my mind.

Cia-batta study harder if she wants to pass her bakery exams.

Q: What did one slice of bread say to the other slice of bread when he saw some butter and jam on the table?
– A: We’re toast!

Q: Why does everyone need bread and water?
– A: Loaf makes the world go round.

Why was the loaf of bread upset?
– His plans kept going a rye.

What did one bread slice say to the other bread slice when they saw butter on the table?
– Uh oh! We are toast.

How do you say hello to German bread?
– Gluten tag.

Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
– He told her she was being too kneady.

Q: Why did bread break up with margarine?
– A: For a butter lover.

That sour loaf kneads to be punished.

Why was the baker in a bad mood?
– He woke up on the wrong side of the bread.

Did you hear about the baker’s lorry that spilled its load on the motorway?
– Police say to expect delays on the yeast- bound carriageway.

What did mama bread say to her kids?
– It’s way past your breadtime!

Q: How does a loaf of bread validate it’s anger against grapes?
– A: Raisining!

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