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Bread jokes 🍞🥖🥯 in 2024

Why did the loaf of bread break up with his girlfriend?
– The relationship was crumbling.

Don’t worry, you can crust me.

What happens if a baguette forgets her umbrella?
– She’ll get soaking wheat all over.

Two croissants are in the oven – one says, “It’s hot in here!” – the other replies, “Wow, a talking croissant!”

Q: Why was the baker in a panic?
– A: He was in a loaf or death situation.

What’s the best thing about a bread joke?
– It never gets stale.

Why did the bread maker go to jail?
– She was caught beating an egg.

How does bread relax after it’s finished baking?
– It loafs around.

Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
– She thought it was crumby.

Q: Why did the dog jump on the counter and take a bite out of the bread?
– A: Puppy loaf.

I’m on a roll.

What did the bag of flour say when she bumped into the loaf of bread?
– Didn’t I see you yeast-erday?

What is a baker’s favourite time of year?
– Yeaster.

How do you make dog bread?
– Just use collie flour.

Q: What did the yeast confess to the bag of flour?
– A: I loaf you dough much!

Why does bread hate Southern summers?
– The weather is too toasty.

It’s a shame that bread puns are always so crumby.

What part of a slice of bread is the most sophisticated?
– The upper crust.

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