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Bread jokes 🍞🥖🥯 in 2024

Bread is like the sun, it rises in the yeast.

Q: Why do bakers give women on special occasions?
– A: Flours

Gotta risk it for the biscuit.

Why did the baker rob the bank?
– He kneaded some bread.

Heard the one about the loaf of bread who was sad? He had a break down and rye, then he felt much better.

What did the toast say to the psychic?
– You bread my mind!

Q: Where does an injured sandwich go?
– A: The ‘Mayo’ Clinic

I’m headed to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office.

What do you say to a piece of toast that’s fallen face down on the floor?
– Butter luck next time.

What did the baker say as he waved goodbye to the French bread?
– I’ll never bag-uette you.

Q: What did the bag of flour say to the loaf of bread?
– A: “I saw you yeasterday”

Q: What Kind of Biscuits Can Fly?
– A: Plain Ones

What does a loaf of bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
– It’s the yeast I could do.

What is a baker’s messy morning hair called when he just wakes up?
– Bread head

Why doesn’t bread like warmer weather?
– Because it gets too toast-y.

Q: Why is dough another word for money?
– A: Because everyone kneads it.

Why did the bread maker take a second job?
– She wanted to make some extra dough.

Why was the baker feeling anxious?
– Because he was in a loaf or death situation!

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