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Bread jokes 🍞🥖🥯 in 2025

You’re toast.

Why was the loaf of bread upset?
– His plan were always going a rye.

How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
– Butter up your boss.

Did you hear about the bread factory that burned down?
– now the business is toast.

Wheat it and weep.

Next time you need a loaf, challah at me.

What songs do bread loaves hate?
– The golden moldies.

What kind of bread does Dr Who not like eating?
– Dalek bread.

Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
– It’s just too grainy.

Q: What happens when you burn bread?
– A: You loaf it to death.

Baking is a labor of loaf.

What did the piece of toast say to the psychic?
– Wow, you really bread my mind.

Cia-batta study harder if she wants to pass her bakery exams.

Q: What did one slice of bread say to the other slice of bread when he saw some butter and jam on the table?
– A: We’re toast!

Q: Why does everyone need bread and water?
– A: Loaf makes the world go round.

Why was the loaf of bread upset?
– His plans kept going a rye.

What did one bread slice say to the other bread slice when they saw butter on the table?
– Uh oh! We are toast.

How do you say hello to German bread?
– Gluten tag.

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