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Bread jokes 🍞🥖🥯 in 2025

You’re toast.

Why was the loaf of bread upset?
– His plan were always going a rye.

How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
– Butter up your boss.

Did you hear about the bread factory that burned down?
– now the business is toast.

Wheat it and weep.

The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.

What did the slice of bread say to the person giving him too much flattery?
– Stop buttering me up!

What do you call a rabbit who has spent too long in the sun?
– A hot cross bun-ny.

Why does bread hate hot weather?
– It just feels too toasty.

Q: Can you make a sandwich with corned beef, sauerkraut, and Swiss cheese?
– A: Rye not?

Business at the bakery is on the rise.

Why do dough balls throw great parties?
– Because they always they rise to the occasion.

What do you call the baker who earns the most money?
– The bread-winner.

Q: What do you call holy bread?
– A: Jesus Crust!

Q: What do you get when you mix Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy?
– A: A redhead with a yeast infection.

What did mama bread say to her kids?
– It’s way past your breadtime!

Why are bread jokes funny?
– Because they never get mold.

What do elves make sandwiches with?
– Short-bread.

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