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Bread jokes 🍞🥖🥯 in 2025

You’re toast.

Why was the loaf of bread upset?
– His plan were always going a rye.

How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
– Butter up your boss.

Did you hear about the bread factory that burned down?
– now the business is toast.

Wheat it and weep.

Stop loafing around!

Why do we call money dough?
– Because we all knead it.

What do bakers like to get for their birthday?
– Flours.

Q: Why are bread jokes always funny?
– A: Because they never get mold!

Q: What did the butter say to the bread?
– A: I’m on a roll!

How do you spot a radical baker?
– They’re always going against the grain.

Why does bread hate summer weather?
– Because summer heat can get too toasty.

What do you call a slice of rye with ideas above its station?
– Upper crust.

Radical bakers are always going against the whole-grain.

Q: Have you seen the romantic comedy about bread?
– A: It’s called “Loaf Actually”.

The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.

What did the slice of bread say to the person giving him too much flattery?
– Stop buttering me up!

What do you call a rabbit who has spent too long in the sun?
– A hot cross bun-ny.

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