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Brain jokes 🧠🤯 in 2025

Which is a brain cell’s favourite town?
– Braintree.

Why did the brain go running?
– It wanted to jog its memory.

I have four wings, but cannot fly, I never laugh and never cry; On the same spot I’m always found, toiling away with little sound. What am I?
– A windmill

Two boxers are in a match scheduled for 12 rounds. (Pure boxing only. There are no kicking or takedowns). One of the boxers gets knocked out after only six rounds, yet no man throws a punch. How is this possible?
– Both the boxers were female

What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
– Your right elbow

I can’t be bought, but I can be stolen with a glance. I’m worthless to one, but priceless to two. What am I?
– Love.

A man stands on one side of a river, his dog on the other. The man calls his dog, who immediately crosses the river without getting wet and without using a bridge or a boat. How did the dog do it?
– The river was frozen

I can be short and sometimes hot. When displayed, I rarely impress. What am I?
– Temper

Which creature walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?
– Man. He crawls on all fours as a baby, then walks on two feet as an adult, and then walks with a cane as an old man.

Always in you, Sometimes on you; If I surround you, I can kill you. What am I?
– Water.

What fastens two people yet touches only one?
– A wedding ring

Find a number less than 100 that is increased by one-fifth of its value when its digits are reversed.
– 45 (1/5 of 45 = 9, 9 + 45 = 54)

What coat goes on wet?
– A coat of paint

Five apples are in a basket. How do you divide them among five girls so that each girl gets an apple, but one apple remains in the basket?
– Give the fifth girl her apple in the basket.

Why are sponges and brains alike?
– They both like to soak up material.

What kind of bees eat brains?
– Zom-bees.

What can be stolen, mistaken, or altered, yet never leaves you your entire life?
– Your identity

What does this mean? I RIGHT I
– Right between the eyes

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