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Brain jokes 🧠🤯 in 2025

When does a brain get afraid?
– When it loses its nerve.

Until I am measured, I am not known. Yet you miss me, when I have flown. What am I?
– Time

I have a large money box, 10 inches wide and 5 inches tall. Roughly how many coins can I place until my money box is no longer empty?
– Just one, after which it will no longer be empty.

What is cut on a table, but is never eaten?
– A deck of cards

What word looks the same upside down and backward?
– SWIMS.

Turn me on my side and I am everything. Cut me in half and I am nothing. What am I?
– The number 8

The cost of making only the maker knows, Valueless if bought, but sometimes traded. A poor man may give one as easily as a king. When one is broken pain and deceit are assured. What is it?
– Promise

Take off my skin – I won’t cry, but you will! What am I?
– An onion

I’m not clothes, but I cover your body; The more I’m used, the thinner I grow. What am I?
– Bar of soap.

Why do brains put candy under their pillows?
– So they can have sweet dreams.

What can be swallowed, but can also swallow you?
– Pride

You are in a place called Wally’s World and there is only one law. There is a mirror, but no reflection. There is pizza with cheese, but not sausage. There is pepper, but no salt. There is a door, yet no entrance or exit. What is the law?
– Each word in Wally’s World must contain double letters.

What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?
– An echo

A man stands on one side of a river, his dog on the other. The man calls his dog, who immediately crosses the river without getting wet and without using a bridge or a boat. How did the dog do it?
– The river was frozen.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
– By giving it severe brain damage.

Some try to hide, some try to cheat, but time will show, we always will meet. Try as you might, to guess my name, I promise you’ll know, when you do claim. Who am I?
– Death

Brothers and sisters I have none but this man’s father is my father’s son. Who is the man?
– The man is my son

What kind of band doesn’t play music?
– A rubber band

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