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Brain jokes 🧠🤯 in 2025

On which side of a chicken are there more feathers?
– The outside.

A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
– The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.

My life is often a volume of grief, your help is needed to turn a new leaf. Stiff is my spine and my body is pale, but I’m always ready to tell a tale. What am I?
– A book

What goes through cities and fields, but never moves?
– A road

What do you get if you cross a thought with a lightbulb?
– A bright idea.

In my hand I have two coins that are newly minted. Together, they total 30 cents. One isn’t a nickel. What are the coins?
– A quarter and a nickel

Guess the next three letters in the series GTNTL.
– I, T, S. The complete sequence is the first letter of every word in the sentence.

Is the capital of Kentucky pronounced Louisville or Luee-ville?
– Neither. The capital is Frankfurt

What coat goes on wet?
– A coat of paint.

How do you turn a brain into water?
– Remove the ‘b’.

I am a box that holds keys without locks, yet they can unlock your soul. What am I?
– A piano

In 1990, a person was 15 years old. In 1995, that same person was 10 years old. How can this be?
– The person was born in 2005 B.C.

What can’t be put in a saucepan?
– Its lid

What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
– Short.

What is special about these words: job, polish, herb?
– They are pronounced differently when the first letter is capitalized.

What has no hands but might knock on your door, and if it does you better open up?
– Opportunity

During which month do people sleep the least?
– February (there are usually fewer nights in February).

What would you find in the middle of Toronto?
– The letter “o”

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