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Brain jokes 🧠🤯 in 2025

What do you call a bee trying to make up its mind?
– A may-bee.

Four cars come to a four way stop, all coming from a different direction. They can’t decide who got there first, so they all go forward at the same time. They do not crash into each other, but all four cars go. How is this possible?
– They all made right hand turns

Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?
– A coffin

What building has the most stories?
– The library

You throw a baseball as hard as you can, and it comes back to you. It doesn’t bounce off anything, nothing is attached to it, and no one else catches it or throws it back to you. How?
– Throw the baseball in the air.

How can 8 + 8 = 4?
– When you think in terms of time. 8 AM + 8 hours= 4 o’clock.

Shoot at me a thousand times and I may still survive. But, one scratch from me and you will find your prospects take a dive. What am I?
– An eight-ball

How far can a squirrel run into the woods?
– Halfway. After that, he’s running back out of the woods.

When may a man’s coat pocket be empty, and yet have something in it?
– When it has a hole in it.

Why didn’t the brain want to take a bath?
– It didn’t want to be brainwashed.

Which three letters can frighten a thief away?
– ICU

I have no eyes, no legs, or ears, and I help move the earth. What am I?
– An earthworm

A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible?
– He was born on February 29th

When will water stop running downhill?
– When it reaches the bottom.

What did the zombie say when his son wouldn’t finish his dinner?
– A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?
– A match

What runs all around a backyard, yet never moves?
– A fence

It stalks the countryside with ears that can’t hear. What is it?
– Corn

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