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Brain jokes 🧠🤯 in 2025

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
– An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

I weaken all men for hours each day. I show you strange visions while you are away. I take you by night, by day take you back. None suffer to have me, but do from my lack. What am I?
– Sleep

What tastes better than it smells?
– A tongue

A man describes his daughters, saying, “They are all blonde, but two; all brunette but two; and all redheaded but two.” How many daughters does he have?
– Three. A blonde, a brunette and a redhead

What is special about these words: job, polish, herb?
– They are all pronounced differently when the first letter is capitalized.

A red house is made from red bricks. A blue house is made from blue bricks. A yellow house is made from yellow bricks. What is a green house made from?
– Glass

You do not want to have it, But when you do have it, You do not want to lose it. What is it?
– A lawsuit

Which tire doesn’t move when a car turns right?
– A spare tire

What building has the most stories?
– The library.

What do you call a hat for a brain?
– A thinking cap.

Lovely and round, I shine with pale light, grown in the darkness, A lady’s delight. What am I?
– A pearl

What is unusual about the following words: revive, banana, grammar, voodoo, assess, potato, dresser, uneven?
– Take the first letter of each word and place it at the end. It will spell the same word backwards.

The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
– Darkness

What day would yesterday be if Thursday was four days before the day after tomorrow?
– Friday.

I left my campsite and hiked south for 3 miles.
Then I turned east and hiked for 3 miles. I then turned north and hiked for 3 miles, at which time I came upon a bear inside my tent eating my food!
What color was the bear?
– White, since the only place you can do that is the North Pole and polar bears are the only kind of bears that live there.

He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?
– A preacher

What has a bottom at the top?
– Legs

What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?
– Chicago

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