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Brain jokes 🧠🤯 in 2025

I can’t be bought, but I can be stolen with a glance. I’m worthless to one, but priceless to two. What am I?
– Love

What can be driven although it doesn’t have wheels, sliced but stays whole?
– A golf ball

What 4-letter word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?
– Noon

How can a man who shaves several times a day still sport a long beard?
– He’s a barber.

What do you call a skull without a brain?
– A no brainer.

What kind of running means walking?
– Running out of gas

What letter comes next in the following sequence? D R M F S L T_
– D – each letter represents one note in the diatonic musical scale: Do, Re, Mi, Fa, Sol, La, Ti, Do

A rancher had 500 cows and took one shot that got them all. How did he do it?
– A panoramic photo

What goes through cities and fields, but never moves?
– A road.

When does a brain get afraid?
– When it loses its nerve.

Until I am measured, I am not known. Yet you miss me, when I have flown. What am I?
– Time

I have a large money box, 10 inches wide and 5 inches tall. Roughly how many coins can I place until my money box is no longer empty?
– Just one, after which it will no longer be empty.

What is cut on a table, but is never eaten?
– A deck of cards

What word looks the same upside down and backward?
– SWIMS.

Turn me on my side and I am everything. Cut me in half and I am nothing. What am I?
– The number 8

The cost of making only the maker knows, Valueless if bought, but sometimes traded. A poor man may give one as easily as a king. When one is broken pain and deceit are assured. What is it?
– Promise

Take off my skin – I won’t cry, but you will! What am I?
– An onion

I’m not clothes, but I cover your body; The more I’m used, the thinner I grow. What am I?
– Bar of soap.

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