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Brain jokes 🧠🤯 in 2025

If you drop me I’m sure to crack, but give me a smile and I’ll always smile back. What am I?
– A mirror

A red house is made from red bricks. A blue house is made from blue bricks. A yellow house is made from yellow bricks. What is a green house made from?
– Glass

You do not want to have it, But when you do have it, You do not want to lose it. What is it?
– A lawsuit

Which tire doesn’t move when a car turns right?
– A spare tire

What building has the most stories?
– The library.

What do you call a hat for a brain?
– A thinking cap.

Lovely and round, I shine with pale light, grown in the darkness, A lady’s delight. What am I?
– A pearl

What is unusual about the following words: revive, banana, grammar, voodoo, assess, potato, dresser, uneven?
– Take the first letter of each word and place it at the end. It will spell the same word backwards.

The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
– Darkness

What day would yesterday be if Thursday was four days before the day after tomorrow?
– Friday.

I left my campsite and hiked south for 3 miles.
Then I turned east and hiked for 3 miles. I then turned north and hiked for 3 miles, at which time I came upon a bear inside my tent eating my food!
What color was the bear?
– White, since the only place you can do that is the North Pole and polar bears are the only kind of bears that live there.

He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?
– A preacher

What has a bottom at the top?
– Legs

What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?
– Chicago

I am taken from a mine and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released. And yet I am used by almost everybody. What am I?
– Pencil lead.

What kind of fish performs brain surgery?
– A neurosturgeon.

There is a word in the English language in which the first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four signify a great man, and the whole word, a great woman. What is the word?
– Heroine

An elevator is on the ground floor. There are four people in the elevator including me. When the lift reaches the first floor, one person gets out and three people get in. The lift goes up to the second floor, 2 people get out, 6 people get in. It then goes up to the next floor up, no-one gets out but 12 people get in. Halfway up to the next floor up the elevator cable snaps, it crashes to the floor. Everyone else dies in the elevator except me. How did I survive?
– I got off on the first floor

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