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Bowling jokes 🎳 in 2025

Where do bowlers take their dates?
– To the Ball!

What did one pin say to the other?
– Let’s never split.

Why do bad bowlers pay so much to play?
– It’s a bump per lane.

Why did the bowler avoid trains?
– Because he didn’t like sleepers.

What was the name of the best bowling team in the Star Wars universe?
– The Empire Strike Back!

Why should bowling alleys be quiet?
– So you can hear a pin drop.

When should bowlers wear armor?
– When they play knight games.

What’s the difference between a bowling ball and your mom?
– Nothing. They are both picked up, fingered,and thrown in the gutter

What did the bowler and a thanksgiving guest have in common?
– They both want a turkey.

Why are the financial situation of bowling alleys not so good?
– Because there’s always a strike now and then.

My favorite sport is bowling because I always strike out with the girls.

What kind of cat likes to go bowling?
– An alley cat.

My car can speed faster than bullets, drive under water and knock down evil like bowling pins.
– It’s a Porsche to be reckoned with

What did the bowling champion get etched on his shirt?
– “Lean, mean, bowling machine.”

What did the bowler say about ending his opponent’s streak?
– “Sorry to burst your double.”

What do you call the toilet at an AMF?
– The boweling alley.

Old bowlers don’t die.
– They just end up in the gutter.

Why did the woman break up with her bowling obsessed boyfriend?
– Because bowling jokes weren’t up her alley.

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