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Bowling jokes 🎳 in 2025

What did the bowling pins do after hearing a joke?
– They fell down laughing.

Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
– So you can hear a pin drop!

What did the thug pins do when they saw the cops?
– They scattered!

Why was the lousy bowler dropped from the team?
– Because he was a liabowlity.

What do a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in common?
– They both want a turkey.

Why was Cinderella such a bad bowler?
– Her coach was a pumpkin.

Why are players good at bowling?
– Because they have the most Xs.

Which animal do bowlers love?
– Llama.

Where do bowlers take their dates?
– To the Ball!

What did one pin say to the other?
– Let’s never split.

Why do bad bowlers pay so much to play?
– It’s a bump per lane.

Why did the bowler avoid trains?
– Because he didn’t like sleepers.

What was the name of the best bowling team in the Star Wars universe?
– The Empire Strike Back!

Why should bowling alleys be quiet?
– So you can hear a pin drop.

When should bowlers wear armor?
– When they play knight games.

What’s the difference between a bowling ball and your mom?
– Nothing. They are both picked up, fingered,and thrown in the gutter

What did the bowler and a thanksgiving guest have in common?
– They both want a turkey.

Why are the financial situation of bowling alleys not so good?
– Because there’s always a strike now and then.

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