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Bowling jokes 🎳 in 2025

What did the bowling pins do after hearing a joke?
– They fell down laughing.

Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
– So you can hear a pin drop!

Why was the bowling alley hot?
– Because there were no fans!

Why was the skilled bowler ecstatic after his record-breaking game?
– Because he knew he had curved his name into the stone!

Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
– Because after getting a strike, they spike the ball.

Why do bowlers make bad employees?
– Because they’re always going on strike.

Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
– So you can hear a pin drop.

Why were the parents embarrassed by their child at the bowling alley?
– Because he kept bowling his eyes out!

Why was the absent player given a score?
– Because the referees were legally blinded to do so.

I had a job at the bowling alley.
– Not for long though, I was only tenpin.

Where do bowlers go when they need a new team shirt?
– New Jersey.

My girlfriend broke up with me since I made too many bowling jokes.
– I guess they just weren’t up her alley.

Where do bowling balls get their thrill for speed?
– In the fast lane!

What was the bowler’s favorite beverage?
– Herbowl tea.

What kind of cats like to go bowling?
– Alley cats.

Which bowler floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee?
– Muhammad Alley.

I’m really good at bowling
– I always get a hole in one

Why made the bowler lose his concentration?
– He received earth scattering news before the match!

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