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Boomer jokes 👵 in 2025

What did the Millennial say after reading the Unabomber’s manifesto?
– Ok boomer.

I may not be the best boomer in the world…
-But I am an OK boomer.

Why do baby boomers use their car keys to scratch?
– the inside of their ear when it itches

What is the sound of an exploding sheep?
-Sis. Boomer. Bah.

What’s the difference between a boomer and a boomerang?
-Eventually the boomerang comes around.

An boomer classic for you all…
-A man was run down by a car in broad daylight.

An ambulance was called, and he was quickly rushed into it. In order to check his mental state, one of the medics started asking him questions about the accident.

“Well, I had just left the store, and was crossing the road to reach my car, when my ex-wife ran me over.”

The medic, confused asked “How can you be certain that it was your ex-wife?”

“I would recognise her laugh anywhere.”

Where was the Magna Carta signed?
-At the bottom.

What do you call a sixty year old that’s into explosives?
– A boomer.

Elsa: you can’t marry a man you just met Anna:
-boomer

Time is a great teacher.
-Unfortunately, it kills all its students.

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