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Boomer jokes 👵 in 2025

I ran across some douchbag millennial in the store running his mouth, calling me a boomer and blaming me for ruining the world. Then he acted like he wanted to fight me.
– I said “That’s pretty big talk for a guy with no health insurance.”

I was going to say “Boomer Humor” needs to be a subreddit
– but that’s basically what this sub is

Why do boomers make horrible cashiers?
-Because they’re afraid of change.

What do you call a 60 year old flying in a fighter jet?
– A sonic boomer.

Unlike boomers this joke never gets old
– Shoutout to my Grandma… cuz that’s the only way she could hear

What’s the difference between a baby boomer and an avocado
-One is a soft, wrinkly vegetable

The other one is an avocado

I hate when a generation refuses to work and still expect to receive government checks
-Those baby boomers in Congress sure are entitled snowflakes

I know the shutdown is done, but I think this joke is funny and I made it up myself.

Grace Park says she’s done sci-fi before.
-OK Boomer

GenXer’s, Millennials, Baby Boomers
-**Quarenteens!**

How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero?
-Boomer guy!

Just heard this little bit of boomer humour
-A priest is giving a sermon in church when suddenly flames leap up from behind the altar and the devil himself rises from below. Terrified all but one of the congregation flee, the devil stares at the last remaining member of the church, a single old man and asks him, ‘are you not afraid mortal?’…

Scientists have invented a bomb that explodes when the temperature hits absolute zero
-It’s called the “0K Boomer”

this is an OK Boomer
– Sooner Schooner

I’m 66 years old, and I’m just beginning to understand what I want to be when I grow up.
– So, I guess that makes me a late boomer.

Mohammad bin Salman is 33 making him, technically, a Millennial…
-so now Baby Boomers can add “Journalists” to their list of “things Millennials are killing”.

I didn’t know oxygen and potassium were explosive when combined together!!!
– OK boomer!

Ok Boomer memes are dead, but they will surely come back one day.
-It’s the boomerang efffect

Why do Baby Boomers use multiple ellipses?
– like they’re plotting our murders??

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