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Boomer jokes 👵 in 2025

The COVID-19 pandemic is probably going to lead to a new baby boom parented by Millenials…
-Baby Boomers 2: Electric Boogaloo

I just got a call from my australian grandpa!
-A boomer rang.

How many millennials does it take to change a light bulb?
– Don’t know, the baby boomer that has the job now can’t retire because they never saved anything and millennials all have LED lights that last longer.

he Boomer Generation was born between 1946 and 1964.
– Ang Lee was born in 1954.

Ang Lee is a boomer.

Boomer Ang Lee.

It’s incredibly ignorant to call COVID-19 the “Boomer Remover.”
-It’s also making the Silent Generation even quieter.

please sign my petition for the Oklahoma City Thunder
-to rename themselves the OK boomers

I woke up this morning and saw a bird of prey in my backyard eating avocado toast and yelling “Ok Boomer!”
-It was a millennial falcon.

Why did the boomer have a no coins policy in his store?
-He couldn’t tolerate change.

What temperature do you need to kill a boomer?
-0 K

“ok boomer”…
– Said the currant to the elderberry

What’s the difference between a fall from the 1st floor Vs 3rd floor?
-1st floor : “Boomer! Aaaargh”

3rd floor : “aaaaargh! Boomer!!”

A teacher asks her class: “How long can a human being survive without sleeping?”
– Mary on the first row responds: “24h”.

Peter on the second row responds: “48h”.

Then the teacher sees John, daydreaming as usual, and asks him: “What do you think John?”

John goes, “I think… 3 weeks minus 15 minutes.”

“Come on John”, the teacher says, “Why it doesn’t surprise me that you are the one giving me this ridiculous answer.”

“Listen Miss Boomer”, John replies, “Say what you want but yesterday evening I heard my dad say to my mom: today, we’re going to bed 15 min earlier because it has been 3 weeks.”

Saw a little creeper when playing Minecraft the other day
-Call that a baby boomer

everyone’s taking about boomers,
-but did you hear what the silent generation said?!?!

Fun fact : Australia’s biggest export is boomerangs.
-It’s also their biggest import.

hopper: *says anything to mike* mike
-ok boomer

What’s a chalk board’s favorite drink?
-Hot chalk-olate.

WHY DO BOOMERS TYPE IN ALL CAPS
-BECAUSE THEY’RE CAPITALISTS

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