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Boomer jokes 👵 in 2025

What do you call a boomer with a bomb strapped to his chest?
-A boomer..

How many baby boomers does it take to change a light bulb?
-None. They just hire someone to do it and complain how back then a bulb used to cost a nickel

I was born in 1988, so you might think I’m a millennial But please don’t assume my generation.
-I actually identify as a baby boomer.

What did the Millennial say after reading the Unabomber’s manifesto?
– Ok boomer.

I may not be the best boomer in the world…
-But I am an OK boomer.

Why do baby boomers use their car keys to scratch?
– the inside of their ear when it itches

What is the sound of an exploding sheep?
-Sis. Boomer. Bah.

What’s the difference between a boomer and a boomerang?
-Eventually the boomerang comes around.

An boomer classic for you all…
-A man was run down by a car in broad daylight.

An ambulance was called, and he was quickly rushed into it. In order to check his mental state, one of the medics started asking him questions about the accident.

“Well, I had just left the store, and was crossing the road to reach my car, when my ex-wife ran me over.”

The medic, confused asked “How can you be certain that it was your ex-wife?”

“I would recognise her laugh anywhere.”

Where was the Magna Carta signed?
-At the bottom.

What do you call a sixty year old that’s into explosives?
– A boomer.

Elsa: you can’t marry a man you just met Anna:
-boomer

Time is a great teacher.
-Unfortunately, it kills all its students.

There’s only one word you need to respond to a raging boomer.
– And that’s ok.

Why do baby boomers think not caring about the environment?
– is a personality trait

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-Turne‌‌d ou‌‌t i‌‌t wa‌‌s jus‌‌t ‌‌a stere‌‌o type.

Boomers: kids these days don’t know what books are.
-**Gen Z:** We’re literally using the same textbooks you had. My math book references West Germany.

How many baby boomers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
– None. They’ll leave it how it is, expect millennials to clean up after them, and call them selfish and entitled when they get called on it.

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