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Boomer jokes 👵 in 2025

hopper: *says anything to mike* mike
-ok boomer

What’s a chalk board’s favorite drink?
-Hot chalk-olate.

WHY DO BOOMERS TYPE IN ALL CAPS
-BECAUSE THEY’RE CAPITALISTS

What do you tell your wife when a baby boomer calls?
-A boomerang

I woke up this morning and saw a bird of prey in my backyard eating avocado toast and yelling “Ok Boomer!”
-It was a millennial falcon.

Went shopping for cherries and microphones today
-Bought a Bing, bought a boomer

Nine months from now, what will the name of the next generation of baby boomers?
-The coronials.

The past, present and future walk into a bar.
– It was tense.

What pie do Baby Boomers like to eat?
– Boomeringue

If baby boomers were still fertile, how many children would be conceived in quarantine?.
-None. All of them would be in line for toilet paper.

I opened up my first C4 Store!
-Business is a Boomer!

Isn’t it crazy how many boomers love 1911s?
– It’s like that gun has a Colt following!

What’s a Boomers favorite toy?
-A Boomerang.

What did the millennial say to the boomer upset over being called “boomer”?
-The same thing boomers said to them growing up.

“They’re just words. They can’t hurt you.”

The Baby Boomers decided to leave us with one last present.
-This Presidential election.

What do Dutch baby boomers eat for breakfast?
-Holland oats

Who was the original OK Boomer?
-Timothy McVeigh

boomers: snowflake
millenials: ok boomer
-boomers: this is illegal discrimination

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